Oasis Lyrics

I looked over and saw Liam Gallagher for the first time. He looked amazing. A proper, Adidased-up mod. He had hair like a young Paul Weller. And I thought, ‘He’s got to be the drug dealer’. Because nobody in a band looks that good. I said to the promoter, ‘Why don’t you let them go on and play four songs?’ It was going to turn into a fight otherwise. They’d brought a proper little crew up. And when the good-looking drug dealer walked on stage and picked up the microphone, I thought, ‘OK, this is interesting now.’

There was this bug in my room and I thought, ‘You can fuck off, this is my room.’

Ewan McGregor was my neighbor, right, and he came round my house the night he got the part of Obi-Wan Kenobi. I just happened to have two of those lightsaber toys, so I said, ‘Come on, in the back garden.’ And we had a fucking lightsaber fight. His first Jedi training session was with yours truly in my back garden at eight in the morning.

I ooze sex appeal. I should be the frontman. It’s a curse. Women won’t leave me alone.