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vegas: *crying on the ground with his dead hedgehog, exuding maximum pathetic energy*

pete:

Thor: Did he dissappear with the Tesseract again !?

Peter Parker: Oh no he’s fine, he’s reading over there on the sofa, but I just want people to look at him. Isn’t he awesome? :D

Loki:

Peter Parker: Mr Loki are you ok?

Cobb: I know, Arthur, I know.

Arthur: One day, you’ll wake up and find a note with only “Sayonara” on it. You’ll try to find me but you won’t.

Cobb: I get it.

Arthur: I’ll be somewhere warm, writing crime novels, and without you to give me migrains I’ll feel ten years younger. You’ll only get a postcard for Christmas signed by Eames and I, where I’ll tell you I am living the best life with the man I love and a dog named Bertie. After five years of silence, you will lose hope of ever seeing me again, but I’ll come back only because Pippa and James deserve a role model. Eames and I will be married, and you’ll be sad because you weren’t invited but I’ll tell you it was a private ceremony, very intimate, less than twenty guests—

Luther: Knows what braincells are but has never had one ever.

Diego: Has one braincell got JFK stamped on it. That’s it. He’s just 💯 himbo that gets pegged and I stan that.

Allison: Once again has a lot of braincells and all the family empathy. (She should be the real leader of the umbrella academy)

Klaus: Has no clue what a braincell is. Would like to buy one at a hardware store.

Five: holds all the logical braincells but still doesn’t know how to like communicate with anyone because he was isolated for 45 years. *LIKE YOU COULD PULL OF THESE SHORTS*

Ben: He is guarding Klaus’ single braincell for safekeeping against alcohol abuse. He also has all his own braincells and the purest heart.