me when.

Always have to support my fellow train fiends

you used to scare me on my scarephone

You used to freak my on my freakphone

You used to suck me on my sexphone

i miss her so fucking much

on your missphone ?

miss phone? do you have her number?

Expected this to have 100k noted

Keep sucking HER (🖥️) flat face.

then what

people “hear me out”-ing blatantly sexualized furry girls is so funny. i know ppl who wanna fuck microwaves

@funnier-when-objectum

*inserting new RAM into my 10 year old motherboard* "Shhh... hey, hey! It's okay girl. I didn't mean to startle you. I know it's been a little while. I've got a nice little treat for you here, okay? It's going to help you run smoother. There now, see? That wasn't so bad. I'm sorry girl. I didn't realize how much stress I've been putting you under, streaming Elden Ring with only 8 GB of memory... No wonder you're having trouble with Baldur's Gate 3. You've been doing so good though. I know you'll probably have to go soon, but we still got a few good years left. Hopefully this will help ease any pain you've been feeling. I'm going to put the cover back on the case now, okay? I love you."