I be like "omg, i have so much to do" and then go lay down

As far as I’m aware, which is not much,… The way I see it, which is poorly…

I love being a boring ass bitch…I don’t do shit and I love it

the feminine urge to skip class

front facing camera be like: heres you (derogatory)

i can be obsessed with romance and also be totally fine on my own it’s called having depth and dimension and being in denial

I think, therefore I am (exhausted)

patiently waiting for someone to fall in love with me. i refuse 2 date. i refuse 2 flirt or make a move. how could this go wrong.

i am fine thank you for asking! though recently there has been a darkness growing within me

it should be free to have a little cat. government subsidized, even. u should get the exact same tax breaks as if u have kids

Sorry for being insane power-hungry, shallow, vain, jealous, posessive, mean, horrific, bloodthirsty, kafkaesque, demanding, pushy and all together a little bit off-putting do you still think im hot?