Nymanders

we are gonna be vacuuming up this post for the next five years

THIS IS A QUILT?!?!?!?

Phm from Adrian's perspective is just what if you were Penelope and Odysseus came home but he also brought a jellyfish and keeps begging you to build a fish tank for the jellyfish and make jellyfish food for the jellyfish and youre an ancient Greek whos never seen a jellyfish and you cant even comprehend how your going to do it but youre going to because if you dont Odysseus may kill himself. And also the jellyfish can do like. Witchcraft.

no more historic events this decade that is ENOUGH, i’m putting my foot down

History is not done with us yet my friend

I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond “I will play a flute carved from your femur,” and yet this is the first time I’ve felt truly threatened

i knew posting this in 2022 was risky but holy fucking shit

scientists are hard at work exploring each others bodies

My toxic trait is that no matter what I need three hours to myself at the end of the day to do absolutely nothing.

reblog if you love ao3 exactly how it is and you don’t want it to “update” or change in any way♡