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the videogame man is real and he will marry me you’ll all see

Assassin's Creed is funny cause it started off with a world on the brink of destruction, trying to understand our origins and the people before us, and in the last game ends with loki wearing an atrocious Walmart fit

an underrated detail in pride and prejudice is that elizabeth bennett was home alone on the day darcy proposed because she had a headache. can you imagine. this was in the pre-painkillers era. you're at home with a headache and then this asshole walks into the room and tells you he loves you and wants to marry you even though he hates your whole family and you're beneath him. imagine having to deal with that while also having a headache. she doesn't even have ibuprofen

i wish you guys lived inside my head the fics in here go crazy

i said 'explain physics to me like youre in love with me' and after a while of quiet he went 'everything sings'. so i get it now