Avocados at law

*Undertaking*

Oliver: It's my fault because I'm related to my mom and dad.

* Felicity Paralyzed*

Oliver: It's my fault because I was in the limo and I choose to drive us away from the shooting instead of staying in the back and getting both of us killed

*Thea Dying Either Time*

Oliver: It's my fault because Ra's wanted me as his air so he retaliated through the people I care about so I'm sorry because your my sister and I love you, I'll try to hate you more

*Terrorist Attacks*

Oliver: I'm responsible somehow, I just know it

*Slade*

Oliver: I didn't kill him and he hates me because I choose sara over shadow 5 years ago

*Tommy*

Oliver: He loves laurel and goes to rescue her because I introduced them to each other

*Zoom, Reverse Flash, Vandal Savage, ext.)

Oliver: Sorry Barry I'm probably responsible

*ra's al ghul dies*

Oliver: Yeah I'm not sorry about that one:)

*Saves the city from 2nd earthquake bomb, Miracuru Soldiers, league of assassins, and crime*