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if a wizard cast a spell at me i would just catch it in my mouth and swallow it all perfectly

hey uh james why does this sound so sexual

i'm protecting you from evil spells and all you people can think about is sex

the real reason howl kept his castle moving was tax evasion

I would let a racoon do surgery on me

Have you seen their little hands? Those motherfuckers would give me a great heart transplant for the low low cost of a cold pizza slice

you do realize where racoons' little hands have been right

is that the...only reason you wouldn’t let a raccoon give you a heart transplant?

Come on! They are so well known for washing their hands that they’s called “washing bears” in German! You don’t have to worry about where their hands have been!

Well! you heard it folks, getting a heart transplant from a raccoon is perfectly safe!

where is the raccoon getting the heart

don't worry about it

wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes

reblog if ur proud of this chicken persuing a higher education

why my hand shaky

your skeleton is ready to hatch

this is so fucking ominous thank you

hope iʼm not just a blog to you but a problematic bisexual too