Nyeh heh heh!

You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light

my excessive use of commas and my love of run on sentences is alluring and attractive to my readers

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

Remember when i said bookmark this post

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

superbat is a bad ship name. it should be manman

ublock origin is not enough i need advertisers to feel physical pain

Green heron (Butorides virescens)

once you notice half of all memes are just a picture of a black person with unrelated text over them you really cannot unsee it

man if you're disabled you've GOT to find some way to make your fuckass body a source of pleasure whenever you can. jacking off. eating good food. wearing soft clothes. kissing an animal on the head. whatever you can do