thank you mother for my life

is this a whole foods review

i fucking love this so muchn 

“For generalized anxiety disorder, an increased muscular tonus in comparison to non-anxious persons has been found“ good news we’re all yolked as hell

sadly this is not because we’re constantly clenching our muscles, they actually say its because we’re all trembling 24/7 which is objectively way funnier…. 

Like chihuahua.

Native english speakers will never know the joy of purposely talking terrible english in your native accent

I support you poison Ivy

You really love to see old gay n trans people supporting young gay n trans people. You absolutely adore it

How do you know that she doesn’t just really love that bowl?