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unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

i have to do fucking everything myself around here

In America, honest reporting around rape can lead to you being labeled and enemy of the state.

it wasn't always soup and spaghetti and laundry and dishes. but it was almost always a meal and a chore. here is a night you don't have to cook dinner. here is a chore you can cross off your list. and here is a day you don't have to spend alone. because really food and friendship and a feeling of accomplishment are what we all need most.

(New American Movement, 1970s; later dissolved as part of the founding of the Democratic Socialists of America in 1983)

The ranger then showed us an extensive slide show of the local osprey in flight with their catches, which included: trout, carp, snakes, bass, eels, small sharks, ducks, surprisingly large catfish, a nerf football, muskrats, a summer sausage that fell off a boat, sneakers, a fish previously thought to be extinct in the area, a Barbie Doll, and another osprey.

Rocky: "Do not be little 🎶🎶🎶 Grace. Give Rocky human swear word."

POV Adrian when they finally get Erid. Your mate is back with this freaky alien that speaks in such a condensed range of tones and you understand nothing it says but it seems happy to be here and happy to meet you. And then in the middle of a ramble of incompressible sounds it says, in the strangest accent, “thermometer” and then goes back to utter nonsense.

wwhat's going on here I don't like it

Here are some I doodled for my son on our whiteboard at home a few years ago.

The rest of us who already knew this shit seeing data back it up are SO VALIDATED rn

Wild but completely unsurprisings. Also yes preliminary check does appear to show this is real.

reblog to win one of that