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Whaaaat I can fit my entire phone and entire hand and probably something else now, are girls’ pockets even allowed to do that?! Heck yeah they are.

and the desk bloggers

NYC is ready to march!

dave called him short

Aries: Buy something that reminds you of their personality; loud, flashy, exciting, and colorful. Tickets to a concert, extravagant jewelry, the newest gadgets, or a knife set for cooking. Taurus: As lovers of pleasure and luxury, shopping for them isn’t difficult. An aged, expensive red wine, gold jewelry, fine chocolate, or anything cashmere would make them happy. Gemini: Easily bored, you’re going to have to work a bit more to keep their attention. Books on travel and languages, cameras, or cell phone accessories would be ideal. Cancer: They are very appreciative people, but they’ll love the extra effort you put in. Anything homemade, perhaps a bit of memorabilia such as a photograph, silver jewelry, cooking sets, or a spa kit would be lovely. Leo: Leo’s need to feel special, but they’re also very gracious recipients. Gold jewelry, vibrant clothes, makeup, and gourmet foods have their heart. Virgo: If they can’t use it everyday, then it’s probably not the best gift for them. Anything practical, or makes their life easier, would keep them happy. Mystery books have a special place in their life as well. Libra: When picking something, think beautiful. Some foolproof choices include candles, LUSH products, flowers, and designer clothing. Scorpio: Never one to get visibly excited for gifts, it’s easier to shop for them than you think. Among their many pleasures include cult classic movies, dark jewelry, lingerie, perhaps incense. Sagittarius: Their biggest pleasure comes from the surprise and tearing open the wrapping paper. Other hits besides wrapping paper and bows include anything exotic, books, tickets to art museums, and anything unusual. Capricorn: Literally anything but a surprise party. However, you could also get them something simple and nice, like earth toned clothing, a homemade dinner, or a monogrammed bathrobe. They love personal touches! Aquarius: Try to avoid anything plain. They enjoy special, one of a kind gifts, such as artwork, a telescope, metallic clothing, literature, concert tickets, or maybe even a pet fish. Pisces: Anything having to do with the arts, the metaphysical, spiritual, and intellectual will be appreciated. Try selecting something creative and unique, like canvases and paintbrushes, a Himalayan salt lamp, crystals, or vinyl music records.

you are the paragons’ pariah a social outcast amongst gods lay down to rest after a silent bout of weeping a daily routine occurrence that can’t mean anything dreadful whoever reaches out is spat upon “utter shit and worthless roaches” you say but yet it takes one to know one and christ knows you need whoever bothers with you dress yourself up and make yourself beautiful good girl, good girl, that’s all you are is a good girl you resented maggot you piece of scum all you are is a self-entitled bitch who wants to be special you’re a she not a they you’ll always be a girl a little good girl like your parents always wanted

he joins a 24-hour gym because being undead and allergic to sunlight is no excuse for skipping leg day. tragic music swells as he looks over his “sun’s out guns out” tanks (he has seven of them). his coven is a fraternity. someone make this happen