Glad I’ll get triple nuked so I won’t have to live as a mutant
CENTCOM and SOCOM are both in Tampa and the Florida target is Miami? Pfft. We don’t even like Miami.
Ignoring Colorado? And Wyoming? That has to be a joke. Also why it Minnesota?
>live in the most nuked region on earth
>grandparents and parents hit by fallout
>get exposed to natural uranium
>3rd generation irradiated mojave mormon
>no nukes in my area
Why even live?
He hits the Yellowstone magma vaults and it’s everyone’s problem.
One nuke hit in my state and it’s the Nevada Test Site, middle of the desert, not the biggest population center of Las Vegas.























