The Voice of Night Vale

BYE BITCH

Lose 35 lbs! Heal your thyroid! Regrow thinning hair! Reverse the aging process! Become an infant again! Return to the womb! Cease to exist!

#yikes

Into The Woods was the worst one. Got like 3 seconds of a song and that’s it fam.

This is so sad…but I love it…show Hollywood how ridiculous they are…

HOLY SHIT THESE ARE MADE BY DYLAN MARRON LIKE "PERFECT CARLOS DYLAN MARRON" This was already great and thought provoking and important but now I'm even prouder yay.

I want to see the full video

lil dude KILLED it

I approve of this. Whatever it is.

share a coke with the indescribable, omnipresent feeling of dread in the pit of your stomach

being shy and having resting bitch face is the worst combination because i look like a disinterested bitch but in reality i really want to socialize but i just dont know how to initiate conversation with strangers and also this is just my face

My. Life

me

Why don’t you guys try …. Smiling ????

:)

Have you tried smiling 24/7 like this isn't helpful advice you either look creepy af or your face start hurting no thx.

yeah, asshole. how dare you eat an order of french fries when you could have literally shoved 22 banana peppers in your fucking face-hole. what a piece of shit you are.

I thought muffins were healthy food???

↖️ is cecilos trash

Oh. Oh my.

I JUST ACCIDENTALLY COPY AND PASTED 20,000 WORDS OF EXPLICIT CECILOS FANFICTION INTO A SHORT ANSWER TO MY E2020 CLASS AND SUBMITTED IT PLEASE SEND HELP

Bloodstone prayer circle for allhailthemightyglowingcloud

don’t pray to fix it just pray for my death pls it’ll be easier ty

Sorry, I thought this was normal procedure? How else do you get good grades than bribing your teachers with slash?