frogs are great.

theres no way in hell you can guess how this video ends

I mean this is a really decent lifehack for somebody

A C T I V A T E

FUCKING ASSASSINATE THE FIRE

b e g o n e, HOT

Just fucking shoot the fire

America they have guns for everything

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happen sounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

I mean, not all woman decapitate people. I’m not like that.

Was he alone? He shouldn’t have been alone. I mean what was he expecting?

It obviously wasn’t a legitimate decapitation, if it was the body has ways of shutting it down.  

He probably enjoyed being shot. Most men don’t like to admit they actually enjoy being shot and having their head cut off.

He shouldn’t have run into her bullets. Ten times.

I heard he’d been at a bar before it happened, so he probably just got drunk and tripped over the blade that decapitated him. Men really need to be more careful when they drink or these things are bound to happen. :/

I had a dream about this jug the other night and I believe it summoned this post back to me

IM ABOUT TO CRY THIS IS AMAZING!

This is so aesthetically satisfying. 

“ruin it" lmfao

Jenny - Studio Killers (2013)