CRITICAL ROLE SENTENCE STARTERS.
PART TWO. all taken from campaign 1. ( part one. )
“ i think i’m perfectly content with it being someone else’s problem. ”
“ if he doesn’t have your allegiance in this room, he will not have your allegiance on the battlefield. ”
“ i hope you have an necromancer in your group, ‘cos i’m looking at a fucking dead man ! ”
" i’ve got a scrooge mcduck sized put if xanax at my house i’m just going to dive into. ”
“ he’s got a beard, and the ability to kill me in my sleep. ”
“ there are going to be consequences to this, no matter what. ”
“ i’m terrible at naming things, i just go with whatever the first person shouts out. ”
“ the one true thing that gives these gods their power are their worshippers. ”
“ there’s always cost. we will all die, it just depends on how. ”
” there is destiny, but you still guide your path where it must go. ”
“ is it what was meant to be, or what you just really wanted, and it found you ? ”
“ i don’t think i can be fixed. ”
“ did it choose me because i was broken, or did it break me ? ”
“ you’re intimidating as fuck, you know that ? ”
“ true pain never really heals. ”
“ i don’t steal, i borrow… indefinitely. ”
” anytime i’ve seen anything attractive and naked today, it’s gone poorly. ”
“ it’s like wearing metal in a hot sauna ––– you just don’t do it. ”
“ you make a deal and it’s a deal, and you have to deal with it. ”
“ you and i could go down to his room right now and just kill him and be done with it. ”
“ would we be cursed ? haunted forever ? ”
“ you’re too happy to look like you come from money. ”
“ there are many things we wish for, but we have no choice but to take what we are given and make the best with what we have. ”
“ we don’t need heroes right now, we need survivors. ”
“ it’s adorable that they think they could stop us if we tried. ”
“ that’s a very dark and disturbing thought… i’m impressed. ”
“ i’ve been learning from you. ”
“ you’ve had a lot of good ideas… that’s not one of them. that’s a bad idea. ”
” we should either talk to them, or run away right now. ”
“ that is way better than our first idea, and yet still terrible. ”
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