quokkamemes.

mostly taken from season 4.

“  ok anything else you’d like to add to my to-do list ?  spinning straw into gold,  perhaps ?  ”

“  as someone who’s lied a lot,  i know that’s not true.  ”

“  sometimes you forget how dangerous this can be for the people you care about the most.  ”

“  i don’t know if i can do this.  ”

“  i’m so tired.    tired of fighting,  tired of trying,  tired of remembering...    i just wanna forget.  ”

“  if i was so bad,  how can i ever truly be good ?  ”

“  how come it’s always me coming in at the last second to save your unflattering pants-wearing ass ?  ”

“  sometimes you have to do things on your own if you want to get something done.  ”

“  i’ve been on my own for such a long time,  i’d forgotten what is was like working with people...    to be a team.  ”

“  i don’t trust anyone who was on the fbi’s most wanted list.  ”

"  i hate this.    mixing work and the personal together ?  it gets messy.  ”

“  the sooner we ask questions,  the sooner we have answers.  ”

“  i’ve got you,  always  ––––  you know that,  right ?  ”

“  people don’t change,  they just become more like themselves.  ”

“  i'm saying we can stop...    but we won't. even when we want to...    i’m just keep wondering what else this is gonna cost us.  ”

“  we may not have everything that we used to have,  but we do have everything we need.  ”

“  he was right there in front of me,  i-i didn't...    i couldn't believe what was happening.    and i didn't say good-bye,  or thank you,  or anything...    and now it's too late.  ”

“  it’s our patterns that give us away.  ”

various quotes taken from season 1.

“  you should really ask before you touch a person.  ”

“  letting yourself into my apartment and drinking from a tiny cup doesn't make you intimidating,  by the way.    it's just rude. ”

“  i lived here for eight years,  and i said yes to everything for five of them.  ”

“  we can’t help what we are.  ”

“  if I kill you,  they will just send me another one.  ”

“  do you want a cheese puff ?  ”

“  i'm not very good at this sort of thing but...    there are some people who are just simply going to do the thing they want to do,  because they know that in the long run,  it's better for everyone that it happens that way.  ”

“  you’d think i was the bad guy.  ”

“  I JUST WANT TO HAVE DINNER WITH YOU !!!  ”

“ is that a sweater attached to a shirt ?    is it two separate pieces ?    how does it work ?  ”

“  don't for one second forget that you're trying to make the world safer for everyone.  ”

“  so am i in trouble,  or do you want something i can never give you ?  ”

“  god, it makes me rage how efficient things are when you're a dick to people. ”

“  language is information,  and information is everything.  ”

“  i just want to have dinner with you,  ok ?  ”

“  i think about you,  too.  ”

“  sometimes when you love someone,  you do crazy things.  ”

“  are you a bad person ?  ”

“  sorry,  baby.  ”

“  come with me,  just you and me...    please.  "

“  don’t break my heart.  ”

“  you are sad,  and sad people are usually good because they feel things more.  ”

“  can we at least knock once in case she's naked or something ?  ”

“  being here gives me the impression that crime pays.  ”

“  you have kept so many things from me,  i would have to be an idiot to believe that this is not one of them.  ”

“  i figure everyone deserves a second chance.  ”

“  i need your help…    i need it,  but i don’t trust it.  ”

“ if the cia came after you,  they had a reason.  ”

“  50/50 split,  like a good divorce.  ”

“  god doesn’t want me,  and the devil isn’t finished.  ”

“  i was still basking in the glow of your concern for my well-being.  ”

“  i learned that from you:  how to prey on the emotions of those that love you most.  ”

“  we’ve made a deal with the devil  –––  comes at a price.  ”

“  i’m not saying i’m amazing,  but sometimes i’m distinctly above average.  ”

“  our professional relationship is symbiotic:  i help you,  you help me.  ”

“  i don’t have an alternate agenda.   i have secrets,  like the skeleton.  ”

“  you expect me to believe that’s all that’s going on here ?  ”

“  there are no accidents around me,  not unless they’re on purpose.  ”

“  whatever i’ve done,  i’ve done because i thought it was just.  ”

“  do you have a point,  or are you being pointlessly adorable ?  ”

“  i keep secrets,  i don’t share them.  ”

“  i rarely dislike a person before being introduced to them,  but in your case,  i’m afraid i’m going to have to make an exception.  ”

“  i introduced him to his first wife.    let’s hope he’s forgiven me.  ”

“  how are they tracking us so fast ?  ”

“  i vanish is what’s next.    i find a nice,  warm corner of the earth,  and disappear.  ”

“  i’m sorry,  but there is no  ' us '.    i’m the only target.    i’m the one who has to disappear. ”

"  if you come with me,  you could never come back.  ”

based off of carly rae jepsen’s masterpiece expanded edition album.   ( + part one. )

“ we said we'd always be the same, but we lost each other in the game. ”

“ if i just lie here, will you let me go ? ”

“ what can i say that you don't already know ? ”

“ i just don't care anymore. ”

“ i've told a hundred lies, but i don't wanna tell you any at all. ”

“ what if we could go back ? ”

“ i don’t know what you wanted. ”

“ sometimes i wish that i could change. ”

“ where were you for me when i needed someone ? ”

“ i don't care 'bout your good intentions. ”

“ if you'd just give me a chance, you'd see what i see. ”

“ do you see what i see ? ”

" i only came here for you. ”

“ i'm not going anywhere without you. ”

“ this is getting kinda serious. ”

" please don’t go. ”

“ should i stay ? ”

“ you know i didn’t mean it. ”

“ all i want is to hold you. ”

“ remember, i told you you’re all that i need. ”

“ say you’ll stay the night, i need you ‘till the morning light. ”

“ i don't think that anybody understands you the way i do. ”

“ you’ll learn to love again. ”

" i never meant to fight with you. ”

“ i know that we can’t be together. ”

based off of carly rae jepsen’s masterpiece expanded edition album.

“ i wanna go, get outta here. ”

“ i wanna be there with you. ”

“ i’ll be your sinner in secret, when the light go out. ”

“ runaway with me. ”

“ tell me there is nothing i can't have, and nothing you won't do. ”

“ dream about me. ”

“ how’d we get in this position ? ”

“ i know this isn’t love, but i need to tell you something. ”

“ did i say too much ? ”

“ i know i said that i'm too scared to try, but i still think about you. ”

“ do you think i want too much ? ”

“ i should've asked you to stay, begged you to stay. ”

“ i never thought i'd ever say forever. ”

“ i wanna be the place you call your home. ”

“ i know what it looks like. ”

“ i will never let you come apart. ”

“ you're seeing things that you'd lost sight of. ”

“ i used to be in love with you. ”

“ you used to be the first thing on my mind. ”

“ i still love you. ”

“ i didn’t mean to say what i said. ”

“ i miss you, i mean it, i tried not to feel it... but i can't get you out of my head. ”

“ i’d break all the rules for you. ”

“ i’ll make time for you. ”

“ i don’t wanna let you go. ”

based off events from my main campaign.

“ you may look like a sheep, but understand that there are many wolves in the forest. ”

“ don't answer a question with a question,  that's rude. ”

“ you don't have to trust me,  but you have to trust in the fact that there is something very wrong here. “

“ i don't have to trust you if i can kill you… ”

“ the only thing i fully trust and that still lives,  is nature. ”

“ i will return you to the earth you stand on. ”

“ the moment you cross me is the moment you will regret everything. ”

“ you asked me how i knew this was going to work… i didn't. ”

“  let me be clear:  i don't care who you are, and i couldn't care less about whatever it is you’re trying to do… but the moment you cross me is the moment you will regret everything.  ” 

“ chin up,  [ name ],  it’s better to be sad than dead... right ? “

“ everything you consume, from the food you harvest,  the water you drink,  the land you walk upon… it’s been here since the day of creation. it has more knowledge and strength than you may think. ”

“ a person doesn’t just get to live again just because you made a mistake ! ”

“ can you shut the fuck up ?  this tree is trying to talk to me ! ”

“ when you lose enough people,  you learn to just… move on. “

“ s/he’s important to you,  not me  –––  remember that.  ”

“ DON’T STEP ON THE GRASS !!!!! “

“ with great power comes a greater amount of nope you’re never gonna wanna ever deal with. ”

action-themed prompts sourced from the 2019 tv series. feel free to change pronouns.

“ look, as one professional to another, i probably should apologise… but if i let you go, you’re gonna cause me problems. ”

“ based on her profile, i kinda want her to be my new best friend. ”

“ i’m sorry, i couldn’t hear you over the wall of mistrust you’ve built around yourself ! ”

“ i know it’s an asset to the team, but the enthusiasm with which you are able to lie is at an almost sociopathic level. ”

“ i don’t mix the personal with the professional, so i’m not going to let myself care for you. ”

“ i just never thought my life would end up like this. ”

“ are you criticising me for doing my job ?  because i’ve killed for less. ”

” i will get you back… and when i do, it will be painful. ”

“ what we do is too important to risk messing up. ”

“ not that i’m soliciting your opinion, but i have a very dangerous job. i have no interest in mucking around. if i feel something, i express it. ”

“ one thing that you’ve taught me is that you shouldn’t stop trusting someone until they give you a reason to. ”

“ so now’s the part where i hurt you until you talk ? ”

“ i joined a spin class. oh, and i’m gonna kill your friend, [ name ]. and when i’m done, i’m coming for you. ”

“ you’re right about me. i’ve lived most of my life consumed by revenge. it’s who i was… who i still am, sometimes… ”

“ i know that you think pulling that trigger is gonna give you payback, but it’s just gonna to cost you everything. ”

“ it’s an old spy trick: you get the asset to feel indebted to you because you ’saved their life’ ––– it’s a quick way to bond. ”

“ you know it would take me 5 seconds to steal your identity and ruin your own life. ”

literally just a compilation of things i’ve said in the past that are... v meme-able.

“ something is happening, and... i’m going to pretend it’s not. ”

“ if my eyes roll back any further in my head, i might actually lose them. ”

“ how do you just walk the earth with this much nerve ? ”

“ let’s move on before this gives me acid reflux. ”

“ gifts can be free !  go steal some flowers !  ... not that i’m endorsing theft, but that shit literally grows out of the ground. ”

“ if i gave a single shit about the potential consequences of inhaling this much helium, i wouldn’t be doing it. go micro-manage your dog or something. ”

“ worst case scenario ?  i die. big deal. spoiler alert: everyone dies. ”

“ is this about the mudcake incident ?  because it honestly could be and i wouldn’t be able to tell the difference. ”

" THAT’S ILLEGAL !!!!! ”

“ we have so many things under our control as human beings, and magpies will never be one of them. ”

“ what kind of kumbaya shit is this ? ”

“ this is something i have strong opinions about, and it’s because i’m right. ”

“ that literally sounds like the storyline to a horror movie. ”

" i hope that your favourite tv show ends on a cliffhanger and then just never gets renewed. ”

“ this is not hot girl summer, this, at best, is lukewarm boy spring. ”

" no amount of finger guns can fix that. ”

“ … could google it, but i kinda like the mystery. ”

“ let’s just make friends with people with fidget spinners and hope for the best. ”

" i hope you packed your things, ‘cos i’m sending you straight to hell. “

PART TWO.  all taken from campaign 1. ( part one. )

“ i think i’m perfectly content with it being someone else’s problem. ”

“ if he doesn’t have your allegiance in this room, he will not have your allegiance on the battlefield. ”

" i hope you have an necromancer in your group, ‘cos i’m looking at a fucking dead man ! ”

" i’ve got a scrooge mcduck sized pile of xanax at my house i’m just going to dive into. ”

“ he’s got a beard, and the ability to kill me in my sleep. ”

“ there are going to be consequences to this, no matter what. ”

“ i’m terrible at naming things, i just go with whatever the first person shouts out. ”

“ the one true thing that gives these gods their power are their worshippers. ”

“ there’s always cost. we will all die, it just depends on how. ”

” there is destiny, but you still guide your path where it must go. ”

“ is it what was meant to be, or what you just really wanted, and it found you ? ”

“ i don’t think i can be fixed. ”

“ did it choose me because i was broken, or did it break me ? ”

“ you’re intimidating as fuck, you know that ? ”

“ true pain never really heals. ”

“ i don’t steal, i borrow… indefinitely. ”

” anytime i’ve seen anything attractive and naked today, it’s gone poorly. ”

“ it’s like wearing metal in a hot sauna  –––  you just don’t do it. ”

“ you make a deal and it’s a deal, and you have to deal with it. ”

“ you and i could go down to his room right now and just kill him and be done with it. ”

“ would we be cursed ? haunted forever ? ”

“ you’re too happy to look like you come from money. ”

“ there are many things we wish for, but we have no choice but to take what we are given and make the best with what we have. ”

“ we don’t need heroes right now, we need survivors. ”

“ it’s adorable that they think they could stop us if we tried. ”

“ that’s a very dark and disturbing thought… i’m impressed. ”

“ i’ve been learning from you. ”

“ you’ve had a lot of good ideas… that’s not one of them. that’s a bad idea. ”

” we should either talk to them, or run away right now. ”

PART ONE.  all taken from various characters.

“ this may be stupid, so i have another option if this is dumb. ”

“ i’m killing someone  –––  hold, please. ”

“ are you congratulating us for being murderers ? is that what you’re doing right now ? ”

“ murder and justice are two entirely different things. ”

“ i only hope you do not eventually become what you fear so much. ”

“ i show respect when i feel that respect has been earned. ”

“ what’s family for other than to take advantage of ? ”

“ you don’t have to tell me about repaying favours. ”

“ THIS IS AN INTERVENTION ! ”

“ you live in that world long enough, you believe there is no way out. ”

“ death would be easy, though i’ve seen that death is no real end there. it’s just the beginning of a whole new terrible existence and a far worse fate. ”

“ an enemy of an enemy doesn’t necessarily make them a friend, i’ve discovered. ”

“ i could justify it, but i’d be lying. ”

“ i’m a walking crash test dummy. ”

“ my thoughts are still: fuck you, no way, fuck off. ”

“ i’ve met the devil  –––  that’s not him. ”

“ y’know, just because you can, doesn’t mean you should. ”

“ i thought i was going to lose you, and i’m terrified i’m still going to. ”

“ i love you. ”

“ i think i love you, i just don’t know if i can allow myself to... i'm terrified to allow myself to. ”

“ your secret is safe with my indifference. ”

“ not windows 10, not windows 10... damn it ! ”

“ we’ve lived half our life in the shadows, and you’ve made them your home. ”

“ i’ve tried this experiment in real life, it never ends well. ”

“ when i want a grenade, make me a grenade. ”

“ pretend like you’re a normal person talking to a much cooler normal person. ”

“ i need a funnel, jumper cables, and a nickelback album. ”

“ we should probably do something about that. ”

“ do you have any idea of how much motion sickness medication i’m on right now ? i can hardly feel my legs ! ”

“ i’m here because i believe… together, we can find a good way to stop the bad. ”

“ when the bad guys hit you, you hit ‘em back. you hit 'em so hard that they don’t get back up. ”

“ there’s no good guys or bad guys  –––  just people. and people are worth saving. ”

“ first time in venice ? ”

“ it’s always been my dream to come here and feed the pigeons. ”

“ we’re gonna talk about you throwing me off that roof, though. ”

“ i really thought that would work out better. ”

“ you don’t have to do it this way. it won’t make anything better. ”

“  what happens in the submarine stays in the submarine. ”

“ there’s gotta be something... a footprint, a candy wrapper, some overpriced face lotion… because there is no way that his skin looks that good without help. ”

“ i’m taking everything from you. ”

“ you should know better than anyone  –––  someone always gets hurt. ”

“ you gotta admit, it was a little scooby-doo. ”

“ i was aiming for your face. ”

“ you keep doing your thing, and i’ll do mine. ”

“ your thing seems to be a lot easier than my thing. ”

“ we have different skillsets, that’s what make us such a great team. ”

“ why do i smell lavender ? ”

“ i’m not telling you anything. ”

“ don’t let go… please don’t let go. ”

“ it’s okay. it’s okay. you can’t do this alone. ”

“ what does internal bleeding feel like ? ”

“ if you want something from someone, it’s proper manners to introduce yourself first. ”

“ there are many ways to defeat an enemy without actually fighting. ”

“ some cities make it easy to forget where you come from. ”

“ happiness is a brief thing. ”

“ you really do have a gift for attracting trouble. ”

“ no matter what you want to do, it’s impossible to do it alone. ”

“ those who become intimate with others die because of it. ”

“ the desert is a convenient coffin  –––  no grave necessary. ”

“ you have quite an interesting weapon, but without any actual fighting ability behind it, it’s just a toy… and if you’re trying to kill someone, the only things suitable are weapons. ”

“ it doesn’t matter how many you’ve fought in the past, you haven’t met me before. ”

“ no one can erase what has happened in the past. ”

“ don’t get conceited ! underestimating people will get you bitten in the end. ”

“ i get a sense of impending doom when i look at it. ”

“ are you willing to risk losing everything ? ”

“ having a common enemy doesn’t make him our ally. ”

“ the reason i’ve been able to run from any situation is because i had no one to protect. i betrayed people and used them as shields. they saved the life i threw away, the soul i lost, and the dream which ended. “

“ everyone gets weak when they hesitate. ”

“ goals can’t be achieved without sacrifice. ”

“ what’s called ‘justice’ changes shape depending on where you stand. ”

“ a small mistake can turn into something you can’t take back. ”

“ a chance to kill me like you could before will never come again. ”

“ if i don’t make it in time, it’s the same as losing. ”

“ i forget you dress like a cowboy, but that's about the extent of it. ”

“ there's a path for everyone. your path leads you back to me. ”

“ i know things will work out the way they're meant to. ”

“ i realized winning doesn't mean anything unless someone else loses... which means you're here to be the loser. ”

“ you're smart enough to guess there's a bigger picture, but not smart enough to see what it is. ”

“ sometimes i envy your forgetfulness. ”

“ you said someday. not today, or tomorrow, or next week. just someday... 'someday' sounds a lot like the thing people say when they actually mean 'never.' ”

“ everyone i cared about is gone... and it hurts... so badly. ”

“ the pain, their loss... it's all i have left of them. ”

“ sweetheart, if i took that manner of interest in you, you'd have no say in how long we'd need, whatsoever. ”

“ whoever you were before doesn't matter here. ”

“ there's no rules or restrictions. you can change the story of your life. you can become someone else. no one will judge you, no one in the real world will even know. the only thing holding you back is yourself. ”

“ i picked you precisely because you will never be a threat to anyone. ”

“ nobody makes me do something i don't want to, sweetheart. ”

“ i was built to read people just by looking at them, to know what they want before they do. ”

“ you think i'm scared of death ? i've done it a million times. i'm fucking great at it. how many times have you died ? because if you don't help me... i'll kill you. ”

“ the only people who survive are men of conviction. ”

“ if you go looking for the truth, get the whole thing. it's like a good fuck  –––  half is worse than none at all. ”

“ when you’ve reached the top, there’s only one direction you can go. ”

“ someone once told me that there's a path for everyone. and my path leads me back to you.  ”

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