THE TWISTED WORLD OF SONY WONDER

sometimes i wonder what the non-narrator bystanders of horrific events in creepypastas were thinking when all the creepypasta shit was going down like i would’ve loved to be a parent at the birthday party where jeff got the killered at like i would be placing my bets on which kid was going to die and everything

roblox games that are meant to bank off quick pop culture trends will never not fascinate me in how strange they tend to be

was playing this one willy wonka roblox game in voice chat the other day because i could find literally nothing else to play on roblox and thought it would be funny. i thought it was just going to be a beat by beat retelling of the movie in roblox format until i saw that i had a baseball bat in my inventory and went “wait, why do we need melee weapons in this willy wonka game” only for a cutscene to trigger moments later in which we were swarmed by oompa loompas and had to beat the shit out of each and every one of them with baseball bats until they all died. upon finding out about this willy wonka became a red eyed cyclops and became “evil wonka” and then tried to kill all of us. do not know what happened in the story beyond that because my friends computer crashed during that also during all of this we were constantly being bombarded with pop up ads for random shit. the modern roblox experience is just like this

this is closer to what it was like than i can actually express into words

shoutout to offputting autistic people