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I will forever find this to be the funnist shit!
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This might be a little strange ask but could I ask for Ace, Zoro, Law, Luffy and Robin's reaction to meeting tsum versions of themselves with their s/o getting along with/gushing over it?
I played an event in a mobile involving this concept, and it was so funny and cute.
What a tsum plush looks like; https://ichiba-japan.com/en-ca/search?q=Mugi+mugi
I linked it to the one piece search results. If you're curious about each specific character's tsum plush, it'll also be on that site
Tiny Pirates
gn!reader
characters: ace, zoro, law, luffy, nico robin
a/n: sorry for the wait! tbh when I arrived to luffy's I thought that maybe you meant like the peluches came to live??? idk, but I didn't do it T.T I did it like they found peluches of themselves... anyway, I had a lot of fun with it so I hope you'll like it too.
tags: established relationship, fluff, lot of fluff, soft, domestic moments
word count: around 1.0k - 1.7k each
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I. Stunned
Mihawk, Sanji, Ace x f!reader
Summary: Seeing you leaves him stunned.
Notes: just fluff!
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A/N: first go at some small drabbles! should i do more/who should I do next?
this is mostly proofread, but mistakes may persist! thanks so much for reading!!
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Remember to hydrate
nothing beats the feeling of new lingerie
Guy Gardner/Reader, Jason Todd/Reader, Peter Parker/Reader, Johnny Storm/Reader, 1.2K
a/n: a request I got from the inbox that I got carried away with hehe
cw: NSFW/18+only, reader is putting on a show for the boy and the boys LIKE it, groping, makeouts, reader wears lingerie but is referred to in gender-neutral pronouns
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And your man wants to let you know what he thinks about it. DC/Reader, Marvel/Reader (18+)

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They slut-ed (affectionly) the hell out of he-man, like this movie was oddly sensual, like thereâs a shot where he looks down at his abs, his loin cloth skirt thing twirls when he fights, itâs just suchhh a yummy movie, and itâs also super funny and sweet! You donât need any prior knowledge to enjoy it!
ummmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMâŚ..HMMMMM?
hmmmmmmmm. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Hey beautifulđ
Which DC/Marvel characters would get turned on by their vampire partner feeding from them?
hehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehheheheheheh
dc:
Guy Gardner very clearly pops one in his pants while youâre sucking on the pulse of his neck that slowly ticks up and up and up as you continue to drain himâheâs thinking about where else you can drain him afterwards hehehee
Tim Drake is shamefully, woefully into it. Just flushing up a total storm as he squirms under the sink of your teeth. He makes pitched whimpers youâve never heard him articulate before but you smile into the sinew of his skin knowing youâll be ready to coax more from him soon
Wally West canât resist the groan that rumbles from his lips. He bucks his hips instinctively, wantonly into the air as you suckle at his skin, taking your fill of blood. His hands knuckle into whatever surface youâve got him sat onâyou have to pause to let him know he can grab on to youâand he takes the offer with starved handfuls.
Kyle Rayner praises you as you drink from him, calling you âbaby,â âsweetheart,â âoh, honey, pleaseâ under his breath as you continue to take his blood. His eyes clench shut and he breathes in shallow, rapid staccato as he tries to stifle his noisesâwhich is why you stroke your hand over the bulge in his pants to coax them forward
Pamela Isley isnât affected by many things, which is why when you drink from her she enjoys the sensation. Practically purring under your bite as you continue to drink, flowers blooming and dying in the span of your swallowsâshe moans like sheâs never felt this way before. She may never again, unless she asks
marvel:
Peter Parker canât help itâheâs never felt like this before. His hips twitch and jerk, his thighs tremble as you drinkâyou can feel under your hand how hard he is as you drink, as you roll the heel of your palm into him. If he comes at your touch, at the overstimulation of it allâyou both ignore it. You have more to take, and it seems like heâs already growing great interest again
Miguel OâHara is intrigued when you offer it to him. He snarls under his breath, growling and muttering things in Spanglish that you can discern the meaning of. His breathing stays slow and regulated but when you finally slake your thirst, his eyes find you, his hands grasping tight. âMy turn,â he whispers, and then heâs upon youâa surprised gasp turning to a shuttered moan in your throat as he sinks his teeth in
Johnny Storm doesnât hesitate when you offer it to him. He practically leaps at itâbut neither of you expect the ragged-breathing, steamy mess that heâll devolve to. As smoke issues from his body in roiling manner, his knuckles twitching into the table heâs sat uponâhis eyes glassy with lust as you drink from him. Heâll never get enough of youâand youâre happy to oblige with him
Loganâs a walking blood bankâheâll never expire. He demands you sit on the span of his lap so you can feel the way his tented bulge grows steadily against you, letting his hips grind and roll in continuous motion as you take his blood. Youâre both so hot and bothered by the time youâre done itâs merely transition of one act to anotherâand you both are quick to strip each other of your clothes.
Rogue finds to her surprise you arenât affected by her touchâso when you press your mouth to her pulse she huffs in delight, and her noises soon devolve into luxuriant pleasure. Her hands search for your body, eager to peel you out of your clothing as you continue to drink, letting her appreciate you. If her hands continue lower, starving with need to show her thanksâwell, you donât stop her. Youâll have to repay the favor when youâve taken your fill
uhhhhhh I had a lot of fun with this heheâŚâŚ..adios
Heyo
Which DC and Marvel men do you think would let you "fuck out" the rage/annoyance with them? Like you come home annoyed and just need some good ol' fuckin to make you feel better?
lmao better than using healthy therapeutic emotionally regulating techniques sometimes /j
dc:
Guy Gardner is beyond happy to be used like a piece of meat like this. Canât help but groan as you ride him into the next week, sinking down on his cock as he looks up at you glassy-eyed, your fingers sinking into his shoulders as you try to get a better gripâletting him fill you up as you moan into his mouth.
Clark Kent has never had angry sex before, but when you go down on your knees and edge him three timesâleaving him flushed and shoulders heavingâhe canât complain. Heâs happy to heft your legs over his shoulders and fold you into a mating press as he fucks the anger out of you, checking to ask nervously âIs this okay?â And being pleased when all you can whine out is âHarderâ
Dick Grayson loves spoiling you when you get like this. All you have to do is get out some tension and the angerâso heâs happy to let you ride his face, his tongue lapping at you in a way that makes you hiss through your teeth and whimper; heâll curl his fingers into you to make you see stars, bend you over your shared bed to get all those unsettled emotions out. Dick Grayson lives to serve, after all.
Dinah Lance loves it when you get angry, because then it means that she gets to spend as much time between your legs as she wants. Using her tongue in a way that has you gasping for breath, using the strap on you in a way that has you begging to come, saying her name over and over againâkissing you with such heat that you canât help but know that you found the one.
marvel:
Logan Howlett loves putting that temper of yours in check, so to speakâheâs happy to push your head down into the pillows and fuck you from behind, letting his cock hit the back of your walls to make you cry out in tortured pleasure. Heâll praise how well youâre taking him as he has his way with you and has you coming on his cock, over and over again.
Bullseye loves putting you in your place like this. Loves seeing how many different positions you can either ride him or how he can have your legs spread open to take his cock, how he can have you a sweaty, whimpering mess from the way that his hips roll into you. Loves saying how you look all cute, angry and flustered like thisâyou would care, but youâre too busy shaking through another orgasm.
Bucky Barnes canât wait to get his hands on you when youâre like this. When you just need a good fucking, and heâs happy to do itâusing the implacable grip of those arms, flesh and steel, against youâholding you pinned perfectly under him as he pumps his cock into you, making your breath staccato as your walls swallow him up. As he grits out praises for how well you take himâand helps relieve stress the best way he knows how.
Emma Frost absolutely enjoys having the chance to fuck you when youâre like this. Loves biting you, bending you over her knee so she can spank you, being absolutely wicked with her tongue. Of course, sheâll use the strap on youâand youâll be restrained in nice fuzzy white handcuffs. Youâll be too busy getting fucked into next week by her to really care how sore your arms are
hope this is what u wantedâŚâŚâŚâŚadiosâŚâŚâŚâŚ..
Chocolate Covered Strawberries
Summary & CW: Fluff, implications of suggestive content (at the end), fake dating, friends to lovers, dickbin, creepy guy (nothing bad), reader likes chocolate covered strawberries (if youâre allergic Iâm sorry), twinge of jealousy
Pairing: Bruce Wayne x Fem!Reader
Word Count: 1.7k
A/N: Another piece out the Kiln! Thank you to @mystiquevoid for participating, I loved both of your submissions too much and couldnât choose, so hereâs your second one! We only have three pieces left in the event! If this isn't up to par it's because I had a teensy migraine and it's rushed bc of finals, BUTTT I hope you enjoy <3
One of these days you were going to learn to say no to Bruce Wayne.
The billionaire playboy has been your best friend since you found him hammered at a college party over a decade ago. Harvey Dent was throwing a rager at his apartment across the hall, and youâd popped in for about half an hour before needing to get a breath of fresh air.
Sneaking out the fire escape and climbing to the roof, you found none other than Wayne heir starfished on the cement.
And well, the rest is history.
Currently you found yourself at one of his charity galas because the press was going on and on about him not settling down. Typically he didnât let it to get to him, he never did before. That was until a little circus boy came into the picture.
Little Dick Grayson, who somehow was a mirror image of Bruce at that age, got harassed once by paparazzi after school, and he lost it. Bruce was seconds away from filing a class action.
The board, legal, and his PR Director, seemed to all come to the same consensus.
Bruce Wayne needed a happy ever after.
At least for the Gotham Gazette anyway.
While it was made very clear that Dick was not to be approached by the media again, Bruce begrudgingly agreed. Thatâs when he went to the only person he could trust with this. The only person who knew every single aspect of his life and chose to stay. Not out of obligation, not out of the loyalty or friendship, but for him.
Now, after the third conversation with shareholders you genuinely couldnât have cared less for, you were regretting saying yes.
Bruceâs left hand was intertwined with yours. His thumb rubbing circles on your knuckles, a quiet thank you he spared you for putting up with this. This was your fourth public appearance planned by his PR Director and the media was eating it up with a silver spoon. Dick was currently leaning into you, his forehead pressed into your waist. Your free hand went to running your fingers through the curls that Alfred attempted to tame with mousse.
One thing you learned very quickly about the little acrobat was that he got clingy when he was tired.
Even before the PR stunt, when you came to the manor or went out with them, the moment drowsiness seeped into his frame he clung to the first person he saw. More often than not it was Bruce, but on days he clung to his memories with an iron grip, heâd close his eyes and imagine you were the late Mary Grayson. And you would let him.
âBaby,â you whispered low enough just for the little robin to hear. He lifted his head and the seam from your dress was imprinted on his forehead in red marks. âIâm going to go get a snack really quickly, do you want to come with?â
He got bored at these galas very quickly. Offering him a little escape while Bruce chatted away was sometimes the only thing you could offer him.
He merely blinked at you for a moment, trying to process what you were saying. After the gala is over, you were going to have to have a long conversation with Bruce about how long he let him stay out as Robin. âNah,â he shakes his head with a smile that makes his dimples pop. âIâll stay with B.â
âOkay.â You offer him a warm one in return while attempting to fix the hair Alfred couldnât tame.
Turning to Bruce, you squeeze your fingers around his to quietly get his attention. Itâs almost scary how quickly he turns to you, almost as if itâs a reflex. The rest of the group falls away, and his only concern now is you.
âIâm going to go get something to eat, Dickâs going to stay with you.â His eyes briefly shift to the child dressed to the nines at your side. Heâs wearing a sleepy grin and eyes that light up the sky. âIâll be right back.â
âOkay love,â he leans in and drops a kiss to your temple. Your face warms instantly and you pray the foundation hides the blush. âThe caterer informed me that your requests are hidden in the corner table next to the orchestra.â His voice is low only for your, and maybe Dickâs, ears.
Through the blush, a smile creeps on your face. âThank you,â your voice is barely above a whisper.
âAnything for you.â
âWould you two just kiss already oh my go-â
Bruceâs eyes donât leave yours as his palm falls over the boyâs mouth, bringing his head into his side. Even under the concealer that was painted on his face, you see his own blush bloom.
The boyâs eyes gleam with mischief, and you wouldnât even notice that he licked Bruceâs palm to get it off his face.
âBehave until I get back, okay?â
âI always behave.â He smirks, way too proud of the way heâs terrorized his guardian.
You raise an eyebrow.
âFineeeee.â
With that, you turn and glide across the ballroom to the table. Peopleâs eyes linger on you, they always do at these things. It bothered you at first. Youâd never shied away from attention, but being on the arm of Bruce Wayne practically quadrupled what you were used too.
Arriving to the corner table near the orchestra, you may actually have to propose to Bruce for doing this. To every gala he dragged you too, he always managed to get a small display of some of your favorite deserts. This time, he had frozen chocolate covered strawberries plated next to some macaroons. Taking a quick peak around to make sure no oneâs looking, you pick up a strawberry and wrap your lips around it. Your teeth barely bite through it when you hear your name.
When you meet the gaze of one of the gentlemen youâd spoken to earlier, you almost fail at hiding a groan. This was the last person you wanted to speak too. Heâd been giving you weird looks during the conversation.
Then there was the matter of his name. It was as if it was erased from your brain, like it didnât bother to process who this creep was. Chewing quickly and smiling, he lets out a small huff at the sight of you.
âSeems like I caught you in the middle of something.â His voice is low and a chill runs up your spine.
You give him another bashful and borderline uncfomortable smile, swallowing while searching over his shoulder while responding. âYes,â a hesitant laugh. âI apologize you caught me with my mouth full.â
âOh itâs no worries,â a beat barely passed before he replied. âI was hoping to catch you alone.â
Thereâs a grimace threatening its way onto your features. âOh?â is all you can really let out. Finding the place you were previously standing, you notice Bruce was no longer where he was and youâve lost him on the floor. âAnd why is that sir?â
âOh please donât call me sir, it makes me feel so old. Call me Murray.â Ah yes, the conversation you shared earlier finally comes back to you as he says his name. âI did wonder how Bruce managed to capture such an attractive woman.â
Your back straightens instantly as you tense, chocolate covered strawberry forgotten in your fingers. âWell, he didnât capture me per se, it was more of a mutual attraction.â
He steps towards you, and your heels click back half a step almost immediately following his advancement. His mouth opens, but quickly shuts when his eyes fall behind you. A second hardly comes and goes before you feel the familiar warmth of a large palm on your lower back.
âHello darling, I hope youâre enjoying the strawberries.â Youâre not sure if you should be surprised or not at his appearance, he had a knack for spawning from the shadows. Yet somehow, you manage another smile and nod. Noticing the tension in your stance, his jaw tightens.
Swallowing tightly, he turns his eyes back to the shareholder. Most would miss it if they were only observing the interaction, but you canât quite ignore the fire thatâs burning behind his eyes as they barrel into the gentleman in front of you. âIs there anything else we can assist you with sir.â
Now a brief grimace does claim your features.
Bruce never did like to share.
âN-no Mr. Wayne, just admiring the selection of deserts.â
âWell, thank you.â Bruceâs voice is tight with jealousy and your smirking internally. âIf that is all, would you please excuse my lady and I.â
He doesnât even wait for a reply and sweeps you away. Not sparing anyone a glance, he guides you out the ballroom into a nearby bathroom.
When the solid wooden door pushes open, your heels clink on the marble floor. Not getting the chance to even turn around, you feel his torso pressed to your back. The warmth even through the shirt is evident on the backless dress. He leans down and you can feel his breath on your ear, the subtle smell of champagne and mint.
Thereâs a spark in the air. The bathroom is silent except for the deep breaths heâs taking. His fingers dance up and down your arms in a feather light touch. Your eyes catch the intimate action in the mirror and your face warms. His eyes are half-lidded and a shiver passes down your spine. He feels it, he always does.
Then leaning further into you, he drops a kiss to your shoulder. Your heart is pounding in your ears. This wasnât exactly new for you two. Youâd known each other too long it was almost impossible for something like this not to happen, the tension was obvious to anyone.
âBruce,â your voice comes out breathless as he drops an open-mouthed kiss to your shoulder. âWe canât- not here.â
âItâs my gala, I can do damn well as I please.â Thereâs a finality to his voice that has your thighs pressing together.
And then as if it was the easiest thing in the world, he slips the straps of your dress and it pools to the floor.
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áŻâŚâË PULSE | bruce wayne x fem!reader
bruce is used to losing people, its part of the reason why he doesnât like to get close to anyone. its messy, it could be used as a weakness, a weapon, yet very few people had made it past that wall he had built upâand you were one of them. he tried to keep bruce wayne and batman two completely different people with you but you were in it for everythingâthe good and the bad.
and thats when he knew he could never lose you.
he would do whatever to keep you safe, happy and healthy.
he moved you into his home, brought you things with his money, gave you the keys to his car and showered you with both love and affection whenever wherever.
before you he hated coming home. he was beaten and bruisedâknowing his bed would be empty matching exactly how he felt inside. but with the knowledge that you were home waiting for him, patrol never went over the time he had in place for batman. and he developed a nightly routine.
you were a heavy sleeper, something he was grateful for since he always tried his best not to wake you from your sleep. it also allowed bruce to stalk to your side of the bed, his pointer and middle finger slowly pressing against the underside of your wrist as he felt for your pulse.
a perfect 50 bpm.
he would just sit there for a bit, feeling the beats underneath his fingersâit grounded him, reminded him that you were in fact okay and alive, reminded him that you were still with him and it brought him back to earth, brought bruce back to this momentâleaving batman at the door.
and once he had his fix he took his rightful spot in bed next to you, ready to spend the next day with you once again.
Kokomo
where the batboys would take you on vacation!
a/n: in honor of summer vacation starting I decided to write this. Idk why but it was so hard to choose a place for damian and Tim đ also fun fact: I used to dance flamenco
Bruce Wayneâ Spain. More specifically, Madrid and Barcelona. Heâs definitely taking you on a tour of the Sagrada Familia while youâre in Barcelona, and a wine/tapas tour in Madrid. Heâs also taking you to go see a flamenco performance.
Dick Graysonâ heâs taking you to France 100%. Heâs desperate to go to the city of love with you. Heâs definitely taking you to the top of the Eiffel Tower and to Versailles. The two of you will explore Paris all day, have dinner at the Moulin Rouge, and end the night watching the Eiffel Tower light up.
Jason Toddâ while I do think Jason would love to just stay home all summer with you, if he had to choose to take you someplace, heâs definitely taking you to England. Heâs taking you to the Tower of London, the London eye, and to the Hampshire Cottage, where Jane Austen lived and wrote her novels. But other than those big spots, heâs definitely spending a cozy week with you in a cute little inn on the countryside.
Tim Drakeâ Tim Drake is a huge workaholic, so you drag him to Costa Rica for a week. You two spend time white water rafting, zip lining in a cloud forest (itâs sm fun guys), and he takes you on a tour of a coffee plantation that includes a coffee tasting.
Damian Wayneâ Italy. Heâs taking you to lots of art museums, including; Bargello National Museum, Uffizi Gallery, and the Vatican Museums. Heâs also taking you on a gondola ride and to an opera or ballet at the Teatro alla Scala.
a/n: if u like this, please like, comment, reblog, and check out my other works!!
another one of these scams, just more 'official-looking.' if you get tagged it's not real! block and report.
Hey! There's a big scam going around we all need to be careful about! There's a lot of scam bots and people on tumblr, some acting like refuges others acting like tumblr staff - in this one, they tag you and say you need to go through steps for verifying. DO NOT ENGAGE. Block and move on. This goes for anyone in your inbox asking for money, as most of them aren't actually in need, and in some cases, the money you send over aids them with sex trafficking or other severe scenarios. Do diligent research on anything that seems supcious, and take caution. Block, report, and move on.
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Another scam alert. Honestly... they should let us blog in peace fr.
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 3 Part 18
Simon the Convict (Iron Lung)
Loki (Marvel)
This contest already took Bucky, we can't let Loki down too đ
Heâs running against Markiplier, it was a losing battle from the start đđ
Surely Loki would understand....
thinking about boyfriend!wally west jerking off...
you've been away on a trip for only a week, but he's just so whipped for you it's felt like years :(
"mmm!" he whimpers n mewls, bucking up into his fist, stroking at a speed any normal boy wouldn't be able to achieve. perks of a speedster!
the lewd sounds of his precum and spit sliding all over his flushed cock fills the quiet room, along with the too-loud moans he lets slip out when his thumb brushes the slit on his sensitive tip, only smearing his pre further
his free hand swipes through the photos of you on his phone, and he takes his time to admire each one of the shots of you with your mouth stuffed full of his cock. the sight makes him twitch in his hand
he's trying his best to imagine it's your grip working him over the edge, whispering sweet things into his ear that make his dick leak like a broken faucet
"shiiiiit, baby-" he whines, his hips lifting off the bed, "fuck- miss you sosososo much" he throws his head back against the pillows, trying his best not to bust a nut right there when he stumbles upon a video of you taking him from behind
the sight of you makes his heart ache from how much he misses you, but it also makes his strokes grow sloppier with just how fucking close he is
it's pathetic how he's talking to himself like he's talking to you, blabbering about your pretty pussy, about how much he loves you, about how much he wants to taste you, about how much he just wants to slam into you
"fuck! m'gna cum! gna cum!" his voice breaks out into a needy high pitched whimper as he sits righttt on the edge, his balls drawn up and heavy with cum
he moans whorishly as he finally finishes, his release spilling in hot sticky globs all over his hand and abs, leaving him panting like a dog and sitting there with his phone clutched in his left hand
and, to no one's surprise, you'll wake up in the morning to a sweet, innocent text from the night before like 'miss you babe :)' and attached is a video of him fucking his fist and cumming allll over himself while whimpering your name

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Adopting a Mother
Based on my Batman x Reader writing prompt.
Summary: When obsession becomes madness, and when Madness becomes danger
WARNINGS: Obsessive Behavior, Torture, Self-Worth Issues, Stalking Behavior, Blood
A/N: I completely forgot I was doing Damian's Time with the Joker, so we're doing this instead. I got the next chapter moderately finished, so it shouldn't be too long. Hopefully Ready by next week. Alsoooo, I do plan on posting that Batfam/Neglected Reader
Part 14/Currently Reading/Part 16(Coming Soon)
Each ragged breath was an ugly, sputtering, painful mess.Â
Youâve long since stopped hearing your own screams; the ringing in your ears was too loud. Every inch of your body ached and screamed in your binds. You were sure there were numerous broken bones, but everything was a haze of blood and pain.Â
You werenât sure how long youâd been in that chair, the only indication of time being the slow spread of red along the white dress you were forced into.Â
You mightâve passed out from the pain a long time ago if it werenât for the primal rage simmering just underneath your skin.
Pain exploded along your side as the crowbar cracked whatever ribs you had left intact.Â
He wouldnât stopâŚÂ
He just kept swinging and swinging.Â
It was agonizingâŚÂ
Yet that wasnât the most inhumane torture you were facingâŚÂ
â-while, but I must admit, red is truly your color.â
Not for a single minute had the damn clown stopped. Fucking. Talking.
âWell now that weâre all set, I believe we can start the-â
âWhereâŚâ Your voice a hoarse whisper, âWhere the hell is my son?â
Jokerâs smile only widened, his eyes filled with manic glee.Â
âSo impatient. The flower boy is just getting ready for his big role!â He clapped, as if applauding himself.Â
You donât actually doubt he was.
Time bent sideways as you closed your eyes for what felt like a blink and opened them in a dimly lit cathedral.Â
You were losing time.
The blood loss must be worse than you thought.Â
You were in the front row, still bound but now sat clumsily on a pew. In front of you was a gaudy setup for a psychedelic nightmare of a wedding.Â
The colors were bright and clashed horribly, a mix of neon lighting and nonsensical decor.Â
The arch was filled with fake flowers and an assortment of clown paraphernalia.Â
In the middle of it all stood Bru- Batman, in a haphazardly thrown-together tux stretched over his batsuit.Â
His head hung low, most likely passed out from whatever drug Joker had injected him with.Â
He was propped up against a mangled cross bolted to the ground, the horizontal beams cut off and replaced with fake vines.Â
It all looked absolutely fucking deranged.Â
The side doors opened to a goon dressed in a purple suit with a Joker mask on. In his hands was a bucket of water that he threw onto Batmanâs face to wake him up.Â
You werenât sure what was in the water, but Bruceâs scream was agonizing.Â
You shouted, but the goon paid you no mind as he hastily made his exit.Â
Bruceâs ragged breaths were the only sound in the room for a few moments as he got his bearings and scanned the room.Â
When his eyes landed on you, he froze.Â
He stuttered your name, his voice more terrified than youâd ever hear it.Â
âI-Iâm fine. What did he splash you with?â
Bruce said nothing for a moment, his eyes only focused on your form for a few moments. Then, quietly, he spoke.Â
âIâm so sorryâŚâ
You shook your head in an aborted gesture before the pain in your skull stopped you.
âIâm fine. What did he splash you with?â
âSalt water⌠I have multiple open wounds. I assume it was an attempt to ensure I would wake.â
You nodded, shifting in your binds. You had no training; you werenât sure how to get out of something like this, and you were too injured to put in too much effort to try.Â
You took another ragged breath, ignoring the way your lungs screamed at you for it.Â
You were a liability. Bruce was correct.Â
Your presence made it significantly harder to escape, especially if Damian was just as injured as yourself.Â
You knew that if it came down to it, Bruce would save his son⌠and you werenât upset about it.Â
You would most likely die hereâŚ
And that was okay.Â
âBruce. I need you to prioritize getting yourself and Damian out of here.â
You didnât look up, but the sharp intake of breath told you that he heard you.Â
A hysterical giggle bubbled inside you
Batman⌠Jesus fuck, youâre telling Batman to get out of here.
But you werenât dumb.Â
You could see his face, the tremble in his limbs, the disorientation from whatever drug was coursing through himâŚ
He couldnât fight. There was trauma there, something deeper than fear that you werenât privy to.
And that was it, wasnât it?
No matter how they treated you, you werenât a true part of the family. You didnât know their history, their fears, their lossesâŚ
You were an outsider.Â
And that made you the perfect sacrifice.Â
Bruceâs head lurched up, looking at you with a sort of dazed bafflement.
âW-what? Who do you think I-I am? Why would I-â
âJust save my son, damnit!â
The scream tore from your throat painfully, the words coming out like knives.Â
âI donât care whatâs happening to me. I donât care if I have a god damn bomb stuck to my chest. My baby comes first. And I swear to god, if he doesnât get out of this, Iâll raze this city to the fucking ground.â
Bruce stared, words lost on his lips as he just studied you. His eyes looked clearer, holding an indescribable emotion in them.Â
You thought it was disgust.
He would later tell you it was reverence.
Clapping echoed throughout the empty hall, both of your heads twisting to find Joker practically skipping through with his iconic purple suit, hair slicked back with a disgusting amount of gel, and a behemoth of a man dragging a small form across the floor.Â
âWell, well, well, a touching lovers' quarrel! Iâm practically swooning!â A cackling laugh grated your ears, but you refused to give him the satisfaction of making you flinch.
âNow! No more flirting for you two! We need to bring in the rest of our guests! I was going to make sure my darling bride was dressed appropriatelyâŚâ Jokerâs manic eyes glared in Bruceâs direction. "Unfortunately, he just had to go and booby trap his suit to all hell. At least three of my groomsmen lost their limbs!â
âEnough of your games. None of my countermeasures cause grave bodily injury.â Bruce growled. He lunged against his restraints, causing the Joker to take a playful step back. His smile never once faltering.Â
âOh, I know. So boring! I had to spice it up at least a little.â The Joker saunters over jovially, holding the ends of his imaginary dress as he moved, and stopped centimeters from Bruceâs face.Â
âFor every wrong answer, someone loses a limb! Now thatâs fun!â
Bruce growled, turning his head away from the acidic stench of Jokerâs breath.Â
âYouâre sickâ
âSick in love~â The clown sings, twirling and gyrating. âOh Batsy, when I heard you went out and got yourself a lover, I was hurt! What about our little rendezvous? Our secret trysts in the night?â
Bruce rolled his eyes, âYour delusions are worse than normal. Go back to Arkham, Joker. Get the help you need.â
Joker sneered before backhanding Batman in the face hard enough you werenât sure he was still conscious for a moment.Â
âDonât you dare claim our fights werenât laced with sexual tension!â
You couldnât suppress the gag that rose in your throat. You always knew he was crazy, but if he was serious about this⌠it would be a whole new level of obsessed. It wasnât uncommon for Gothamites to joke about Batman and Jokerâs âsecret relationship,â but thatâs all it was, jokes.Â
If Joker truly thought that they were together all this timeâŚ
You were in a lot more danger than you thought.Â
The Joker left them a âWedding Favor.â
Jason had long since emptied his stomach.Â
From the first sound of the crowbar hitting flesh, he hadnât stopped gagging.Â
Your screams overlapped his own in his mind.Â
Crack Crack Crack
The silence was worse.Â
He remembers the silence.Â
When the pain had just become a white-hot burn that stole the breath from his lungs. When all he could do was take desperate gasps for air and pray that someone, anyone, his dad, would come and save him.Â
Dick tried to convince him to stop watching after he retched the first time.Â
Then Tim and Babs.
Eventually everyone just took to analyzing the metadata or looking for anything that could give them a clue to wherever they took you.Â
Jason just stared.Â
Stared and thought of how fucked up his life was to give him three motherly figures and rip them from his hands just as easily.Â
You werenât an addict, you didnât sell him out, you didnât betray him in any way, shape, or form.Â
You did so much worse.
You stayed.
You cared.Â
You let him get comfortable and happy.Â
You believed in him, refused to condemn him, truly gave him a home to want to come back to. You made him feel loved and cherished.Â
You fucking- You even liked Red Hood.Â
âI mean just because I wouldnât do it, doesnât mean Iâm gonna hate anyone who does.â
You looked at him with a sideways glance and a lopsided smile.
âIâm not an idealist. Iâm not going to try and claim that âanyone can changeâ when I grew up in Gotham. Iâve seen plenty of assholes who were born and died exactly the same.â
You fully turned towards Jason, two mugs in your hands, one extended towards him and the other already halfway to your mouth. The smile you gave him was warm and genuine, as if you knew exactly what he needed and wanted to give him even more.Â
âFrom what I can tell, he grew up in the Alley. Heâs lived there and would be the best person to know exactly what they need. Iâve seen the statistics, and Iâve met the children that heâs helped.â
Jason took a sip of the hot chocolate, and he tasted something he never thought he could have again.
âRed Hood is good.â
Jason tasted home.Â
The memory fades from his mind as a tear rolled slowly down his cheeks and onto his tightly clutched hands. He didnât remember Dick getting there, but he was being cradled in his big brotherâs arms.Â
âJason, are youâŚ?â
âIâm fine. At least I will be once I have my mom back and that damn clownâs head on a fucking pikeâ
âWell looks like we wonât have to wait too long for that.â Babsâ voice sounded from the computer.Â
âI found them.â
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Bruce Wayne loves to call you his wife.
âMy wifeâ. His wife. You. His.
Those two words just taste too sweet in his mouth and roll perfectly on his tongue.Â
He uses that term on those cozy mornings, when his body still aches, the sunlight is barely welcomed into the room, and your naked bodies are touching. The word âwifeâ comes out of his mouth like a sigh, like a secret poorly kept, right above your lips. Because it is not a secret that Bruce is devoted to you entirely; everyone knows, but there are people who simply choose to ignore it.
Thatâs Bruceâs favorite moment to call you hisâwhenever someone seems to not understand the term âhis wifeâ.
It usually happens in galas. Mr. and Mrs. Wayne, forever the best dressed, will always talk to everyone in the room. Bruce will be the one greeting new people while you will be starting simple conversations with the ones you had already met in previous galas.
Most people know their placeâMrs. Wayne is clearly off the marketâbut there is always at least one man who tries to shoot his shot. And Bruce Wayne always notices.
He notices when the man steps closer and invades your personal space. Not close enough for you to feel his breath, but at an uncomfortable distance that is considered inappropriate.Â
Youâre never a damsel in distress; you know how to deal with people and youâre quick to remind them of their place. But, for your husband, this is the best part of the night, so you let him mark his territory.
He walks towards you and the man, positioning himself to your left, and his right hand lands in your lower back. Bruceâs smile is somehow arrogant, full of pride and satisfaction. And it is in that moment when he finally gets to say his favourite words.
âIâve seen youâve finally met my wife.â
Bruceâs voice is polite and professional, but the word âwifeâ in particular is territorial, and your husband uses it like a trophy.Â
Yes, he is the lucky one to have you and be married to you. And you could fall to your knees right in that moment, but you stay there, with a satisfied smile, enjoying your husband's touch and watching how the man apologizes and moves on to another person.Â
You love being Bruce Wayneâs wife and he loves it even more.
A/N: Tomorrow I have my very last exam and I need to pass, so wish me luck. Follow for more :3
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