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[AO3] [series: summer in the dark water] [ideas/ramblings]

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Saltburn Fic Masterpost
Hiya! Just entered the fandom lately. Mostly cattonquick, but we'll see if there's any addition. Will update with each story posted.
[AO3] [series: summer in the dark water] [ideas/ramblings]

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it kills me how fucking gentle ilya is with his father when he can't remember things. like, that man treated ilya like dogshit, he was cruel and abusive and made ilya and his mother miserable for years. Yet when his father is sick, ilya is kind. he is gentle to the man who never was with him.
Contemplating crimes….
Ilya’s pre-game speeches to the centaurs being like “we are the gayest team in the mlh if we lose tonight you are giving homophobes a point. do not do that”
ETA: @queen-calanthe has written this into a real fic: The Suit In One-Four-One-Zero
One day post TLG, Harris has the Cens doing a video for social media, it’s a competition for who can keep a straight face while the others try to make them break with a smile or a laugh.
Towards the end, only Ilya remains. No one can break him, so they go get Shane. He’s got a little smile while they explain and he starts thinking of what to say. Of what he can say for a video going on the internet.
He hesitates, because he knows what he wants to tell Ilya, but keep it their secret. No one else needs to know what this was about, but he’s saved this tidbit, waiting to play it at the right time. Ilya’s steeling himself. He loves Shane and usually would smile with him just in the room, trying do be earnest about anything, but he won’t let his husband break him for this. Finally Shane makes direct eye contact with Ilya -
‘The first time, after the commercial,’
Ilya tenses, eyes light up but he’s keeping his face neutral. He isn’t sure what he thought Shane would say but it wasn’t this.
‘ while I was waiting for you -‘
‘I put on a suit and tie.’
Ilya has never been so happy to lose at something

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The craziest thing about this whole situation is that Ilya thinks in Russian and in Russian ‘lovers’ LITTERAL TRANSLATION is ‘возлюбленные’. Which ACTUALLY MEANS ‘people who feel love and attraction towards each other’. MY BOY WAS CONFESSING HIS LOVE TO SHANE AND LOST IN TRANSLATION GAME. HE WAS SO PURE ABOUT IT AND ONLY GOT ‘No, Ilya, that’s gross’. MY SWEET LOVERBOY.
discovering ilya's gasp after shane immediately obeys "more" ... biblical
Ilya Rozanov + love in (another) language
heated rivalry + quotations from Ilya Kaminsky, Aria Aber, Vladimir Nabokov, Vladimir Nabokov again, Lydia Fitzpatrick, Kaveh Akbar, Diane di Prima, Aline Mello, Roland Barthes, Billy-Ray Belcourt, Rachelle Toarmino, Ellen Bass, Kevin Liu, & Bryan Washington
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shanes wet dreams involves the most diabolical debouched fucking you can imagine
ilyas wet dreams are about holding shane’s hand at the farmers market on a lazy saturday morning
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If Shane and Ilya have to be on the same team it should have been Boston.
Ilya would sit his team down and be like: Boys. You know how the second greatest hockey player in the league fucks up our chances at the cup pretty regularly? Well what if I told you I’ve decided to take one for the team and solve this problem for us once and for all. That’s right, I’ve leveraged my incredible body and sex appeal to seduce Shane Hollander to Boston at an extreme pay cut, thus basically securing us every cup until the end of time. Now everyone be nice to this hot piece of ass I have secured for hockey reasons because I’m such a baller.
I think they would crown him a champion. I think they would be like “the gay thing is weird but we can’t argue with results and anyway Ilya’s fucked all the pussy from Boston to Montreal it makes sense he’s branched out. Boston would be like “we literally don’t care if they’re fucking on center ice if they’re winning cups they’re winning fucking cups”. Shane would do a joint dunks commercial with him and eventually become the people’s sweetheart. Maura Healey would personally petition for Ily to get citizenship.
Ilya is their god king and Shane is therefore untouchable. The people of Boston and the team itself would be shitting themselves with sheer joy at the chance to beat the shit out of Montreal in every way that matters. It’s a literal bloodbath every time. People are crying in the streets watching their boys give a beatdown to every Metro who gets near Shane on the ice. Everyone’s uncle from south Boston gets a little worked up around their Newport like “he may be a homo but he’s our homo. And he plays some damn fine hockey.” They name one of the harbor seals after him.
Shane Hollander the atlantic harbor seal:
I made this as a joke but the resemblance is actually uncanny. Those big wet eyes.
#shane #myshane #harborshane
Heated Rivalry studies
he went to tampa with one goal in mind: activate boyfriend mode

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shane hollander rocks because in so many ways he gives the vibe of someone who’s been living in his parents basement his whole adult life but he’s actually a wildly successful athlete and a massive massive whore
someone overhears ilya threatening shane with releasing an incriminating photo and the whole league and twitter goes wild because this is blackmail !!
so shane has to post the photo himself to prove that no, boston captain ilya rozanov does not have any evidence or incriminating documents on shane hollander
instead it’s a picture of canadas golden boy hungover eating mcdonald’s for breakfast flipping off the camera wearing a raiders hoodie