stomprdump

religious scholars agree that god destroying the tower of babel was the first recorded instance of someone “doing a 9/11”

ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

hey man mind if i reclaim some slurs next to your parrot

@evilwizard

don’t involve me in this…

@theshitpostcalligrapher ?

@teaboot ?

☹️

@nutstompr ?

Can we have a day without like.....information

I can't tell you

i dont give a fuck what the bible “actually” says stop trying to convert me

i dont give a fuck what the bible “actually” says stop trying to convert me

maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient

maybe i like pulling out my debit card instead of using apple pay. maybe i like untangling my wired headphones. maybe i like typing something into the search bar instead of using siri or whatever. maybe i like curating my own social media feeds over an algorithm. i just don’t think everything has to be perfectly streamlined and efficient i like it when things feel tethered to the real world.

I agree with the general message of this post but "maybe i like untangling my wired headphones" is something only a serial killer would say