o its been a while huh

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

He’s so shy he died

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

realistic coworker conversation

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

hrt should be free and they should give it out at every medical clinic

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

UNGRATEFUL tech companies are saying things like "turn off your ad blocker" and "we need your photo id" instead of "thank you so much for not just pirating our shit, youre so handsome"

"cigarette" implies the existence of a much larger "cigar"