scalpels

Just what's the deal with the malaise! LOL!

Clap if you feel deep profound discomfort

I know I sound insane right now but this is my blog where I act insane

latches onto you and you have 5 seconds to press the x button 20 times or I tear out your spine and dink the juice

I just saw your 17-year-old daughter feed crumbs to a roach until its stomach burst

I fluctuate between "my needs are unreasonable, I should repress them so I don't have to bother anyone" and "I've been through so much. I deserve a bit of understanding and comfort"

when you post heinous thoughts to main blog, God sees that and will weigh them against you when you die. however, posting them, no matter how awful, to a side blog, will not count against you, as God will get confused and not recognize it as you, so you're good to go really