NurdHurd

What?

White boy ALARMS Chinese restaurant staff by bursting into PERFECT Tears instead of ordering

you really do turn thirty and everything is different and sometimes better. if you're in line for thirty stay in line bro

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

volunteering in your local community is the most intelligent drum and bass thing you can do

one of newton's lesser-known laws is that if you reload something that is buffering, it will start playing at the precise moment your finger completes the motion to refresh the tab

omg some of you are dumb. that's not newton, that's special relativity.. ya know, einstein!!

your special relative pounded me into the mattress last night. happy mother's day.