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Fuck thats a good ass optical illusion. I can’t even see the circles.

“Dude are you ok”

What a wiggly strawberry macaroon !

Let’s all take a moment and thank biology that our internal organs don’t itch.

Fun fact: digestion is actually really painful but your brain just tells you it’s fine the same way it tells you not to bite off your fingure even though you can

that’s… frustrating

Hey quick question why the FUCK doesn’t it do that for menstrual cramps

I’m going to fucking die from this

No matter how many copy cat “plot twists” Disney does from now, none will be as convincing or surprising as King Candy being Turbo.

hey rb and tag a food from your culture that everyone loves but you hate

this post is rly opening my eyes to the fact that some people have no culture…. tagging this with #ketchup and #chicken … how unironically sad

“what time is it” you ask, i pull out my 2.7 metric ton granite sundial and immediately crush both of your feet, I loudly announce “it is cloudy”

This is the most useless fucking map I’ve ever seen and I love it. I want to print it out and put it on my wall. 

You swerve to avoid a squirrel. Unknown to you, the squirrel pledges a life debt to you. In your darkest hour, the squirrel arrives.