z i z e s

f: oh good because I have a TON of compliments. i figured I’ll save those for in person.

f: great!!!!! good, I’ll give you my notes.

f: how can i look just as hot when im standing next to you?

z: damn, you're makin me want to come see you more and more. alright finny, i'm comin'

z: i'll always use those notes. i was gonna send you them, but we can do a slide show.

Finn: Can I compliment at how beautiful you looked at my parents wedding, again? Because I still have major heart eyes.

z: you can ALWAYS compliment me.

z: btdub, my photos came back from that modeling gig, i'll send them to ya hot stuff.

suzy: you seem pretty sure about that future. quite inspiring, really. I used to be so sure about that kind of thing, too.

suzy: I actually had no idea about that at all but that's rather incredible. I suppose that makes sense, especially as color blindness does run in the men of my family, too. No wonder women used to be the foragers. Though, I DO also love to go hunting. Have you ever tried that?

z: tots gonna be famous. i wanna tell chicks it's badass to be badass in whatever way you're badass in.

z: why you not so sure of it now?

z: huntin'? like actually killin' shit? never did that, though i used to catch coach roaches and set them on fire...

britt: boring and vanilla? i feel like that isn't McKinleys style.

z: i didn't know people dyin' was a style though?

lauren zizes.

britt: that seems like a pretty fair exhange.

britt: i thought i was either going to hate it or something awful would happen to make it more interesting.

britt: there hasn't been a single tragic accident. no bus fire. nothing. a mckinley record.

z: yeah, idk about all that dude. kind of glad nobody has like DIED

suzy: yes we did! I used to love working with the cows, and especially helping with the new births in the springtime. we once had a goat birth triplets and it was incredible!

z: i'll link you. it's awesome. i always read this shit like carefully and make sure i remember names and stuff so that whenever i become famous i don't have to study them.

z: badass dude. get it. pretty sure whenever the native americans were like on the land-- women were all about the farming a shit. did u know that because women can tell shades of colors apart, they can tell poison berries and non poison one apart?

I agree, it actually is going by faster than I imagined which is nice. But I don’t care much about what’s coming up for the school year since, besides classes, most things we do here are fairly moronic. I guess you’re among the ones who are able to find pleasure in these pointless events, so enjoy your mountain and being on top of the world. 

yo homie, i like barely passed my classes last year. then again-- i didn’t really care about them. so whatever, cs get degrees right?? dude, it was tots awesome to stick it to that terrible whatever marine. i think we need to get to the bottom of these crazy ass events and that crazy ass hired whatever he is. 

kurt: You good, Z. If I didn't want to answer I wouldn't

z: cool, cool. thanks.

reborn, z stood up. the look of determination settled on her face. there was no way a man would ever get away from stepping on a women in such ways. z was there to make him pay. 

instantly, she transported herself to the bathroom, there she picked up the randomly appeared weights and started to pump them. thirty minutes of flashes came as z transferred between running in place, push ups, and sit ups. by the end, her forehead dripped with sweat and she was ready. taking a dab of the saved dip she had, she pressed it to her cheeks and made a line straight across. 

z was on top of the world. just the day before, she had her photo shoot. there was nothing like it-- the people were nice, she looked like a 10, and there was nothing that’s gonna bring her down. 

kurt: I mean, yeah, but it's not required. That's very kind of you Z.

kurt: It's weird, but they've been together for a while so it was easier to get used to the idea. With, you know, two families living together with their own things and traditions.

Suzy: pesticides, unnecessary additives, unfair labor laws, unethical profit margins.

Suzy: I grew up on a farm.

z: uhhhh... that shit all sounds like stuff i've read in women's articles and shit. you know what i'm talking about?

Britt: are they paying you too? Or is the experience the payment?

Britt: I have enjoyed summer camp.

z: yeah! just a little bit of pocket change though. nothing like too big. the photo shoot was like 3 hours long and they gave me like 100 bucks or something.