sweet shot of kerosene.

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I’m planning on keeping him for as long as he wants me. He’s kind of amazing and I hate that I’ve become one of those girls.

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Oh dude... Gross. You’re complete mush for that boy. Does he have some kind of magic penis or something?

Quinn: I did like that party..

Quinn: Do you think I could ever get good enough to build something like you? Maybe a dolphin, or something? I like how free they are, with the whole ocean to explore.

Quinn: Maybe. Or maybe its one lesbian.

Britt: Yeah? What part?

Britt: I think I could help you build something. Dolphins are kinda.. soft. You should do a shark. They don't take anyone's shit. Everyone stays TF away from them but they're just misunderstood.

Blaine: I'm afraid this regular old party boy is going to retire soon - or at least go on a little hiatus. It was fun though!

Blaine: And I'm so happy about that. My fake ID didn't always work, so I was very close to actually wearing a fake moustache as Puck suggested.

Brittany: Lame. Please don't tell me you want to focus on studying or something.

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Wanna take bets on how quickly one of us fucks it up?

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Fair play.. Fair play. I dunno.. Are you planning on fucking it up? I haven’t really got much to fuck up at this point.

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Wanky.

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You’re a dumbass but I love ya. Look at us both being in fucking good moods.

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You blew off a sure thing for a girl who probably puts out once every blue moon? You like her.

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The moon is looking pretty blue a lot, right now.

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New topic of conversation? Sounds perfect. How are you and Quinn going?

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Always the master deflector, babe. Quinn and I are... Cool? This other cheerleader was DTF at Blaine’s and I blew her off. Y’know.. For Quinn. So. 

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He told me to remember that he’s not like everyone else, that he knows me and still wants to date me so I know you’re right. It’s just we didn’t work and we’re friends but that still wasn’t enough. Who knew dating could be so complicated when you actually want it to work?

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He’s already seen your shit hit the fan so it’ll be fine. Just gotta stop fucking yourself over with thinking about it too hard. You’re a smart girl, so just use your freaking head in the right way. But yeah.. Tell me about it, I guess.

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He’s Finn, you know? We’re been best friends since we were kids and I never expected anything to happen. I like it but I can’t help but feel like I’m going to fuck it up somehow.

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I mean yeah, you’ll probably fuck something up but that doesn’t mean Finn would dump you. He must like you ‘cause I feel like the dude doesn’t just date anyone. If you do fuck it up, then you just gotta fix it, right? No biggy. 

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He took me out on a date Friday night and it was different. Good different but still really fucking different.

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That’s soft as fuck and I’m kinda here for it right now. Good for you, Lopez. I saw you both looking a little cozy at Blaine’s thing. 

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Course we’re cool. You’re one of the few peeps in this joint that doesn’t judge me for my choices, or try to make me feel like shit all the time so they can hide feeling shit bout themselves. So the feelings mutual. 

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Okay, cool. ‘Cause who else would have my back when we’re gonna be making bets on who I’m gonna kick the shit out of in a fight ring. Speaking of, I have a lot built up behind these fists right now. 

Quinn: Okay, maybe that was a little unrealistic of me- but I totally could've pulled it off.

Quinn: You'd let me touch your tools?

Quinn: It was really nice to watch.

Quinn: Really nice.

Britt: Not without getting a whole lot of funk around you. I might have missed you at that party.

Britt: As long as you don't injure yourself, sure. I'd help you so you don't set the place on fire.

Quinn: Is it?

Quinn: Are you going to be in the workshop again today? I know the birds finished, but maybe you have a new project?

Quinn: I like the bird, by the way.

Britt: Considering you said you wanted to stay in your dorm forever, sure is.

Britt: Yeah, I have a few things to work on. Maybe you can even have a crack at welding ;)

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Finn.

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Well, well, well... Yeah, you know what, I can see it. 

Blaine: Part of me feels like I still haven’t fully recovered from Miami, but it’s my birthday this Saturday and you only turn 21 once, so I’m throwing a party! Same place as last time.

Blaine: Oh, and please try not to spill red wine in the pool again because that place ended up looking like a crime scene.

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Since you didn’t tell me about Quinn, I’m not telling you who got into my panties. It’s only fair.

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Oh babygirl, unless you’re fucking some other closeted gal in town, it’s not fair at all. Please tell me it is though, ‘cause I’m both turned on and jealous.