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I think Allison is a girlkisser

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Getting back in Wayside School and now I’m imagining what they would be like in high school
TW ‼️ religion and mental health mention
- Todd is bi, he still has that main character energy
- Allison became a devout Christian, she is very accepting of everyone though. Especially considering Rondi came out
- Rondi and Jenny are now dating and could not be happier (Rondi is bi Jenny is lesbian)
- Ron came out too, now they go by Riley and use any pronouns (and they might be dating Todd)
- Also Rondi is in therapy (because she needs it…she was a people pleaser and cared too much about what others thought of her when she was like 8!!!)
- Leslie became a bit goth (I’m imagining that right now and I’m like AAAA OMG) BUT she hasn’t left her old ways behind as she still wears some sort of blue high tops to school everyday
- Deedee and Riley are best friends still and are both kind of drama queens 😂
- Eric Fry committed to play D1 football
- Terrence and Rondi are on okay terms now (dated for a bit but now just friends since Rondi came out)
- Terrence played baseball in high school but he’s not gonna play in college. Deedee managed to lose her passion for sports and become a theatre kid after seeing a production of Hamilton ONCE and now she and the unbreakable and their friends have a production of Hamilton they illegally put on 🤫🤫🤫
- Oh yeah the unbreakables are OF COURSE still friends and they’re always gonna be friends until they’re old ladies!!!
I know it (probably) wasn't intentional considering WHEN the books were published but god damn the Wayside books feel like such good metaphors for explaining neurodivergency to kids.Even the premise feels like a metaphor for neurodivergency.A school was supposed to be built one way but was accidently built another way,and though it results in problems (Example:There's no 19th story) the kids are happy even if it's not a traditional and "normal" build of a school.Infact,who's to say that THIS wasn't the normal build of a school and the one-story school build is the weird school?
Myron would be a sonic fan i think
Wayside school is the funniest children's book series ever conceptualized because what do you mean that the man who wrote Holes was sitting in his office going "What if a kid snuck into a school wearing like a billion coats, and when they took off all the coats there was just a dead rat inside. Would that be fucked up or what lmao." And I devoured those books in third grade or so and that's probably why my sense of humor is what it is today

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The Wayside cartoon making Louis a stoner was so smart actually
If Mrs.Gorf "Didn't like children but loved apples" does that mean she's a cannibal😵💫Has she eaten children before?Have children died in Wayside?If so then why didn't anyone file a police report?
The Erics are basically male Heathers
Or since Wayside came before Heathers the Heathers are female Erics??
Miss Frizzle and Fiona Frizzle have another sister and her name is Mrs.Jewls
I keep forgetting Deedee exists,i like Deedee but i also forget she exists.That's what happens when you have 28 main characters i suppose

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Wayside nationality headcanons(This is about the books not the cartoon)
Joe-Afro Caribbean (Saint Kitts and Nevis)
John-Native American (Seneca)
Todd-Indian
Stephen-Icelandic
Kathy-Chinese on her mother's side and Portuguese on her father's side
Paul-Russian
Mac-Bulgarian
Terrence-Argentinian
Maurecia-Belizean
Eric Fry-English
Eric Bacon-Estonian
Eric Ovens-Ethiopian
Jenny-Swedish
Calvin-Lebanese
Bebe-French
Allison-Irish on her mother's side.Cherokee on her father's side
Jason-Dutch
Sharie-Korean
Leslie-English-American BUT was born in Australian and spent the first 3 years of her life there.
Dameon-Yoruba
Myron-Malawian
Dana-Japanese
Ron-Peruvian
D.J-Chadian
Rondi-Turkish
Benjamin-Malay
Joy-Brazilian
Sue-Filipino
FUCK I FORGOT DEEDEE💔
Deedee-Namibian
If Wayside was set in the modern day Paul would defintly be a 67 kid
lowkey Fred and Joe to me
"YO WHAT'S UP GUYS TODAY WE'RE TIME TRAVELING TO GERMANY 1942 AT THREE A.M MAKE SURE TO HIT AND SMASH THAT SUBSCRIBE BUTTON AND LET'S NOT TELL JOE!Oh he's right behind me,isn't he?"
Mac and Nancy were t4t before t4t was a thing.Wonderful
I'm a bit disappointed that a cartoon that prides itself on being "weird and wacky" doesn't include the objectively weirdest part of the books.Miss Zarves and the 19th floor.
I guess that was the point??Since she doesn't exist she doesn't appear but come on you had so many oppurtonities to do something intresting with the 19th floor in animation.Give me some Paprika, Evangelion:End of the world type shit,make me question what's going on whenever she's mention keep me on my toes.Hell,maybe do some DDLC stuff and make the episode disappear once you've watched it in it's entirety or have the episode influence the TV mechanics.I don't know how YOU'RE the wacky n wild cartoon!
This is not an Anti-Wayside cartoon post.I like the Wayside cartoon,i think it's funny,charming,well animated,intresting but it really falls flat as an adaptation.

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The one thing you can't replace but with Wayside characters
Todd:Another story I heard about myself, this one happened in high school. We had this teacher in high school whose kid went to our high school. His name was Mr. McNamara and his son Myron McNamara went to our high school. He was a sophomore, when I was a senior. So he was two years behind me. And Mr. McNamara was an asshole and one weekend he and his wife decided to leave town, which you should never do, if you're an asshole. And Myron McNamara decided to throw a party at the teacher's house. Hooray! And everyone around town heard about it and we all got up individually and thought, "Okay, let's go over there and destroy the place." I walked into this party. Everyone I had ever met was there and everyone was drinking like it was the end of the world. People were drinking like it was the Civil War and a doctor was coming to saw our legs off. It was totally unsupervised. We were like dogs without horses, we were running wild. I walked down, I walked down to the basement. They had a pool table in the basement. One girl (Deedee) took a running start and threw her body onto the pool table and broke it in half. Another kid (Terrence) found out which room was Mr. McNamara's and went upstairs and took a shit on his computer. So the party was going great.
I'm standing in the basement, and I'm holding a red cup; you've seen movies. And I'm standing there and I'm holding a red cup and I'm starting to black out and I guess someone (Dana) said like "Something, something police" and in a brilliant moment of word association, I yelled: "Fuck da police! Fuck da police!" And everyone else joined in. A hundred drunk white children yelling “Fuck da police”. With the confidence of guys who have already been to jail and aren't afraid of it anymore, you know that like, "I'll serve my nickel, you come and take me!" confidence. But white children. The reason someone had said something, something police was because the police were there. So a New York police officer walked down the stairs and got to the bottom in the basement and looked out over a sea of drunk toddlers yelling; "Fuck the police!" in his face, but he was almost impressed.
He was like "Wow," and then he leaned into his walkie-talkie and went "Get the paddy-wagon." And my friend Paul, who is now a father, this man now has a baby, he grabbed a 40, smashed it on the ground, and yelled "Scatter!" And everyone ran into different directions. We all ran in different directions. It was like that scene in Ratatouille when the humans come in the kitchen and all the rats go in different ways. We all ran in different directions. I ran into the laundry room and I jumped up on the washing machine and I crawled out through a window into the backyard and now I'm running through the backyard and there was this big chain link fence and I thought "I've never climbed a fence that high before." And then I woke up at home.
On Monday, I went to school because that's what we did back then. And I'm walking into the school building and who do I see but Myron McNamara. And he says to me, "Hey, were you at my party on Saturday?" And I said "No," you know, like a liar. And he said "Things got really outta hand. Someone broke the pool table. Someone took a shit on my dad's computer. But the worst thing," he says; "the worst thing is that someone stole these old antique photos of my grandmother and my parents are freaking out about it."
And I had a thought that only blackout drunks and Steve Urkel can have, "Did I do that?" I figured no.I wouldn't have done that.But i was never sure,until two years later,relax.I'm playing video games with this kid named Joy that we also went to high school with. Two years later, we've graduated by now. We're playing video games for a couple hours, and then Joy says to me, "Hey, come here I want to show you something," and she takes me into her bedroom and then she takes me into a side room off of her bedroom. Never a good thing to have. She shows me a tiny room that is covered wall to wall in stolen antique photos from different people's parties over the years. And I said "Why? Why do you do this?" And Joy said, "Because it's the one thing you can't replace." That's the end of that story, but how fucked up is that, right? That's crazy. So I don't drink anymore
I think both book!Myron and cartoon!Myron have neglectful parents they just deal with it in VASTLY diffrent ways