#terrence wayside

Okay! *Cracks knuckles*

-His surname is Aparicio.His mom and some of the kids at school and baseball practice call him "Terry" and his grandmother calls him "Teddy" (He dies a little bit inside when she calls him that)

-Of Argentinian descent on his mom's side and Peruvian on his father's side(I will come back to this)

-His birthday is on February 14th.Does not like that fact

-Is immune to rabies.His body kills any Clostridium tetani at a very fast rate,he was just born like that

-Very clumsy,often falling,or bumping into things accidently,the amount of things he's accidently destroyed is quite frankly absurd

-Has a very brain rotted sense of humor.Thinks "tuff" jokes are the funniest thing ever since Italian brainrot

-Likes black metal and has gotten into trouble due to it's "Inappropriate lyrics"

-Speaking of which he swears like a sailor only getting surpassed by Kathy

-He tried to befriend Kathy when they first met but the conversation ended with his underwear hanging by a tree branch.He hates her as much as he finds her impressive.

-Firm believer in bulliying the girls as much as the guys in the name of gender equality

-Has a HUGE sweeth tooth,the main reason he gets along with Maurecia so well.

-One time Maurecia tried to convince the other unbreakables that Terrence "Isn't so bad,guys!" Something that they all,especially Ron,disagreed with heavily.

-Terrence and Ron's beef goes all the way back to when they were in kindergarten.It basically went like this:A young Ron was playing with his toys,Terrence came up to him and said that they had to share,Ron begrudgingly agreed and Terrence threw his toys all the way to the other side of the playground and they have been enemies ever since.

-100% the type of kid to say "Bad morning" to their teacher.

-Was also a Goanimate kid.

-If Wayside was set today he'd have a Tiktok and Instagram account,specifically I think he would be quite fond of the Instagram reels comment section.

-The class once had to analyze Shakespeare plays and Terrence got an A+.Everyone was shocked,including Terrence he had no idea he could do that.

-Writes songs in his head a lot and is actually very talented at song writing even though the things he writes about are uhm....Questionable.

-Crazy is a chihuahua.He begged his mom to get him a pet day and night before she agreed and took him to the pet story.Terrence thought it would be a good idea to train Crazy to kill all the pests in his house but thing is,Crazy went too far and started killing or just attacking every animal he saw,eventually him and his mom took Crazy to the vet to be neutered and got him a dog trainer

-Has pretended to be an adult to sneak in to watch 18+ movies multiple times,has watched pretty much every episode of Family Guy and South Park and INSISTS that his favorite movie of all time is Fight Club (1999) *Pssshh.It's actually The Lion King*

-Adding on to the above,he watched "The Shining(1980) with Mac and the two refrenced the "Here's Johnny" scene for MONTHS on end.

-Lives with his mom in an apartment complex,a 15-minute drive away from school.His maternal grandma visits semi-frequently and she coddles him non-stop which he finds insuffrable.Apart from calling him "Teddy" she just treats him as if he's still a newborn baby,speaking with him in a condescing voice,trying to make him put every safety equipment known to mankind to make sure he isn't hurt,treating the smallest bruises he has like he just broke all his limbs,always going "Oh I remember when you were just a little baby,oh how you'd always found a new way to get into trouble,little Teddy!".She does think that Terrence is incapable of causing any major harm and thinks that her daughter is punishing unfairly which he does like.

-Despite his mom (Who'se name is "Theresa"...Very original I know) seeming like your simple boy mom who coddles her son non-stop she's not like that at all.She DOES ground Terrence when he goes too far,she DOES make Terrence do chores around the house,she DOES drill into Terrence head to NOT be a jerk because if he is no one would like him and he'd end up friendless.It's just..It's not like Terrence ignores this advice,in fact whenever she grounds him he just get the motivation to be WORSE.I think he sees his behavior not as a genuine problem but as a game,a sport even and his lack of friends as something he does not care about in the slightest (He does btw).However,during this first three years at Wayside whenever he got punished he always told his mom that he was being "bullied" by "mean old teachers" and that they punished him for no reason apart from them liking tormenting kids.His mom believed every word he said and allowed him to get scot-free until one day she presented her concerns to Mrs.Jewls to which she then informed of the real reasons as to why Terrence was being punished and oh you best believe she was FURIOUS at Terrence.

-Has lived with a single mom since day one.It was only around the age of 8 when he started asking his mom who his dad was and why he's never met him and the answer is....complicated.You see back in college Theresa,in family-friendly terms,was VERY popular with the guys and specifically with this one athlete by the name of Ron.Sr who would later become the father of one's Terrence's classmates.Take a wild guess as to which one!!She had an off-and-on relationship with Ron.Sr for multiple months before he moved states for his last year of college,which was also then when Theresa found out she was pregnant,but the list of potential fathers was so long that she eventually gave up on figuring out who the father was and decided that she was going to raise the baby as a single mother.At the time she was already in the midst of quitting her "Party girl" persona as she realized that all the cheap thrills she yearned for all her life were just that,cheap thrills and never filled her with any sense of long-lasting satisfaction or happiness but she was dead set on dropping her old life style then and there when she found out she was pregnant,which meant quitting the drugs,the alcohol,etc(I know I'm ripping off Liane Cartman's backstory here but shut up).....Honestly in the grand scheme of things,Terrence actually has a very good home life!Eventually Ron.Sr married another woman who have birth to Ron,making Terrence and Ron half-brothers!They don't find this out until much,MUCH later and needless to say they're pretty displeased by the news.

Exactly!Like if the Wayside books weren't for kids he'd defintly pull some Eric Cartman shit and swear like a sailor,I also headcanon that after watching South Park he made Eric Cartman jokes about the three Erics constantly and the whole time they went "Does he know?"