Lilly, Lili, Lee-Lee

”Explain yourself” followed by “stop making excuses” has always baffled me because the fuck you think explaining myself is????

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

Wouldn't it be fucked up if something was farming humans for our kidney stones.

Is this about pearls?

the older i get the more honorable i find mordecai and rigby’s quest to do fuck all on the clock

when i was a kid i found a pen that had a woman on it that if you turned it upside down her clothes would come off. i hid it in my room and in brave moments i would flip it over and over and over. one day i got so ashamed that i brought it to a field and buried it

Where is it buried

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

“what’s the worst fruit” i hope you fucking die im strangling you what the hell is wrong with you. ‘the worst fruit’… has god not made all of these fruits in the same light???? cunt

Red Delicious Apples

May I someday gain the same level of succinct cutting vitriol criticism as the applerankings.