linkin park was right. i’ve become so numb

Linkin Park was right about everything

every time i think i’ve figured it out the universe is like ;-) no baby

WHILE understanding that a hereditary ruling class is a fuck-stupid thing to have IRL, I have no intention of leaving off reading and writing about secondary-world nobles and/or royalty. It lets you elevate family drama to extremely weird levels and really raise the stakes on questions of obligation, tradition, inheritance, and being tied into a job you actually might fucking suck at. Feels like all my life I’ve been seeing finger-wagging about how it’s more virtuous to write about regular folks, and how dumbass fantasy fans just project themselves onto princes and princesses because they’re in denial that their ancestors did physical labor, and I’m like, “irrelevant. Sometimes you just want to see sibling rivalry escalate to stabbings”

found out today that the "no don't [action] your so sexy aha" meme is, in fact, NOT well known outside of internet circles and you should not just Say That to an unsuspecting coworker

i didnt shovel enough driveways as a kid so i didnt build enough character and thats why im the way that i am 

i have never had to mow a lawn and you can tell

in my defence it was a bit i was doing your honor

arent you tired of your current issues? dont you want new problems

did cascada ever actually play on the radio or anything or did we all just learn about it through shipping amvs on youtube

this is so sad, yes the bitch tore up the radio and parties in like 2007-8, yall are all just like 15 years old.

“folx" is fake woke. say everypony like a real feminist

The doctor was unable to separate the art from the artist. I’m so sorry.

it’s just a flamethrower kind of year

I wish all landlords a very pleasant death