been a while i haven't touched sso honestly, but the aqh is so fucking cute
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been a while i haven't touched sso honestly, but the aqh is so fucking cute

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Star Stable has a lot of unrealistic things about Jorvik, but one thing they get right is Jorvik City Mall. It has the dead mall look nailed!
Most storefronts boarded up and closed
Eerie distant music playing
Empty 99% of the time
Stores that are open are outdated and nobody goes to them
Mall Santa
Forgotten
Glitchy
the New Hillcrest Championship disproves that Aideen exists, because how could a loving god let this happen? I saw a horse and rider disappear into the bog never to return. A literal plague of insects. The vehicular horse and manslaughter. Every time I sign up for the race I think "maybe it will be different this time." "Maybe I won't be utter trash this time." and then, inevitably, "I'm in Hell". And the swamp laughs.
seeing at least one person stuck in the ground is the sign of a fair winter
I love it when my body can’t tell the difference between a life threatening situation and a champ in sso

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Ok so remember this map?
A complete map of Jorvik, with a semi-accurate scale to measure any distance on the island. I’m really proud of it! There is, however, one glaring problem with this map.
WHY IS JORVIK CITY SO SMALL????
I’m sorry but Jorviks capital should not be smaller than middle-of-nowhere ranger town Dundull. The generally accepted minimum population requirements for a city are 50 000 residents. Following the canon map, Jorvik city would need to fit at least 50 000 people in what looks like 2,25 square miles. That would mean Jorvik city houses 22 222 people per square mile, making it the 24th most densely populated city in the WORLD.
Possible? Sure. Likely? Considering the clear inspiration from the way less dense Stockholm, the lack of giant apartment complexes or slum neigbourhoods, which would imply that people live closely together, I’m gonna have to say no.
So how big should Jorvik city be, if the map size is inaccurate? Kind of hard to tell since we can’t see places like Governors Fall or Aideens Plaza on the map.
But there is one place we CAN see.
And if we can use this map, we can measure how long it takes to cross it.
I am very normal about the horse game.
From the barracks to the pier, it takes 38 seconds to cross the map. On a similarly flat surface on Jorvik, we can measure how long Pier 13 actually is, giving us this comparison.
Now, I’m going to show two theories on how big Jorvik City is based on these measurements.
The first one is the most canon-compliant, but also the most ridiculous. By comparing pier 13 to the area outside jorvik stables, we know that pier 13 is ~1 km long. Yes, this is an absolutely massive pier don’t worry about it. Looking at the jorvik city map, we can see that this smaller pier is meant to be to represent Pier 13, and we can do the math from there. Jorvik gets an area of 340 square km, and if we use Stockholms population density as a guide, Jorvik City has about 1,8 million citizens. Cool! One problem though.
You can’t fit it on the map. A city this big would take up almost one fourth of Jorvik, and you’d need to redraw the entire map to make it fit.
So my other option shifts the canon a bit to make the maps fit together. If we go against canon and assume that Pier 13 is actually the larger pier, that downsizes Jorvik City to ~47,5 square kilometres, with a population of around 250 000. This makes Jorvik more comparable to a more densely populated Reykjavik; smaller in area but with double the amount of people. And while it still messes with the coastline a bit, it at least fits into Central Bay.
Personally I think both theories work, but for consistency’s sake, I’m leaning more towards the second theory.
this wasnt supposed to be sso related at first, hence the pumpkin, but i could not keep away from drawing our beloved galloper so enjoy
some of my favorite screenshots
"What, you told me the dress code was Knight"

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not sso positive, not sso negative, but a secret third thing (adult w a job)
is the medieval event just that single jousting race or am i missing something