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Me: *falls in love* Me: I’ve been… Scammed

You look absolutely ravishing in those khakis

You need to draw and make art or else all the images will stay in your head and you'll get sick

i have a big forehead and it’s filled with loving thoughts 

love is insane you feel like you're always subtly asking "do you still love me even though i'm flawed" and the answer just keeps being yes

Do you like enemies to lovers because it’s hot or do you like enemies to lovers because you think of yourself as unlovable & unworthy of love and therefore like the idea of someone seeing all the worst in you right away and still falling in love with you anyways

i don’t have plans for tonight or the rest of my life if anyone wants to have a drink or get married

i think it was feminist that that one lady ruined the tour de france

me: *likes a person* person: *likes me back* me: o shit….sorry…..this is all …too much…gtg

i work for the vatican developing a system to slap children’s hand with a ruler over zoom