shut your quiznak

-Griffin McElroy, in response to Justin claiming his character is a hydrophobic angler officinado

farewell

There’s something sad about the fact they can only truly meet in dreams or memories, but I’m not really capable of articulating it properly.

Hᴏʟʟᴏᴡ Kɴɪɢʜᴛ ↳ Sɪʟᴋsᴏɴɢ

White Guy who sits at the front of the class, and talks either at the speed of sound or the speed of a snail: ACTUALLY, ACCORDING TO THE ENCYCLOPEDIA OF- [derails the lecture by 20 minutes because hes an Intellectual]

That’s it, that’s the game!

have i told you guys about my favorite scene in maybe anything, ever? please watch one day at a time

pack your bags nerds we’re moving to Antarctica

I found him. the biggest boy

Whoever photoshopped the Dashcon ball pit into this photo from the Fyre Festival did such a good job that Cosmo magazine put it in it’s list of things that went wrong at the Fyre Fest on Snapchat.