You meet a new shawty.. she seems cool. Fast forward to da night. You know you're about to get lucky. She take of dem panty drawz and her cewchie hair cornrowed all the way back to her butthole hairs.. wyd?

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

my aura too cunt My blog too suicidal my fit too mid My bitch hate me

Zeus truly was giving everyone and everything dick. He was a community dick God.

Leaving half breeds all over town!

Every time I even think about sex again, a bunch of random std content will pop up on my feed. Either someone crying about what happened to them or someone talking about the stats. God, I hear you loud and clear.

Got a scenario for y’all

So we’re ready to fuck, mood is right, I’m wet as hell, ur hard as fuck, I’m face down ass up waiting on you, wiggling my ass, rubbing my clit, horny 4 u, and when you get behind me I just let out the MOST GNARLY fart ever, just let loose! you still fucking or will my Uber be downstairs waiting ?? 🤔😭

Still fucking.

Uber downstairs waiting. You had all that time before to let it out but you had to wait until I was behind you... Now I’m at risk for pink eye.. fuck outta here

You'd let a fart stop you from getting some pussy?

I MISS THE HEADPHONE JACK FUCK YOU!!!!!!

How about Other people start worrying about how I perceive them

life is so awesome if we ignore all that

so many unread books on my shelf. unsure which to start first so ill just read nothing

god is dead

SZA liked!?!?! 😭😭😭😭

I just wanna do really cute shit with a really cute person