MasterOfTheCygnetSignet

Nature is incredible, you can really see just at a quick glance how these evolved to speak together in rhyming riddles while performing a spooky dance, laughing at you because they're The Wee Creatures Three and you will Never Get Their Key.

foot to head ratio off the charts

"this is my comfort character!" and they actively cause discomfort for everyone they interact with

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it cross that bridge when it comes to it. They like to burn things, horses.

(smiling serenely) i’m going to attack you now

1 beer in and i start telling people to surrender

haha nooooo fandom don't sand off all the rough edges and pointy bits off of that character those are the parts I scratch my brain with haha

i want to impose my will on the world. i want to change the world as i please. i want to be a force that nothing can resist.

i want to rule reality. i want to erase and restructure at will. i want to force minds to change. i want to punish the human race.

the blood famine situation is crazy

i refuse to listen to your haterisms if you cannot cite your sources... a REAL hater doesn't have to make shit up to be a hater about. a real hater sees the truth and hates accurately. a hater who makes shit up and is wrong is just annoying. get on the level

you can always give that character psychosis and a personality disorder