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i am once again logging on to the internet dot com to pray publicly dear lord god please let a job offer be sent my way that doesn’t make me feel like running straight into the woods to die. amen

i really am not understanding why i can’t be frolicking rn. like i’m really not even frolicking in a field rn.

life is already hard enough be nice to me or kick rocks i am just a 22 year old and my stomach hurts!!!!!!!!!!!!! i ate muenster cheese and a grape popsicle together and now my stomach hurts !!!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

i prayed for a gay bad bitch too early and now i’m afraid i must free her. i am too unwell at this time. may she find another gay bad bitch, she deserves it

i like pretending to be a lil weirdo when i’m really like pretty grounded and healthy. i gotta stop doing that tho because people are starting to think it’s not a bit. maybe i am a lil weirdo. oh well

i don’t like that i feel like shecould explode my heart but oh well wee woo wee woo wee woo

skrrrrp bop bop bop skyyyyyyat (that’s my pussy)

we should shoot missiles into space

i lowkey am having issues with myself rn but this time last year the sauce had consumed me so whatever

she took a nap and had a dream about me yall this is not a fuckinf drill

the walls are paper thin and i hear my mother lament. i have had enough of my foolish cares, i’ve done away with them. the dogs do not lay the way we were warned, they hunt. and i will run as far as i possibly can before i hear one more cry about the smell of blood and not the mouth that wishes to feed. i will run until the sun gives me a second chance . i have seen enough here and the rattling of the cage only pushes me further. it’s a key that i swallowed and it’s a matter of time.

MAYBE I CAN HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

okay i said a little prayer that i would meet a beautiful lesbian last time i went out (specifically said dykie dykie dyke) and like it worked and now we are supposed to hang out tonight so send support pls

god gaveth headphones to those living in toxic home environments and i think that’s beautiful

*throwing chunks of ice at high speeds and velocities* i’m whatever gender you are attracted to