I aim to please

1. War. War never changes.

2. Wait, you’re a robot?! What else have you been keeping from me?!

3. Eddie! It’s Me! Your old pal- Molly McFuckyourself!

4. I can’t believe you’re replacing me with this.. thing.

5. Nani Shimasho-Ka?

6. Used to go with a gal from Malden. And to head off the next natural question: No, she wasn’t a toaster. 

7. The aroma is.. Rather pungent. 

8. Your fashion choice there? That takes some chutzpah.

9. Just give me whatever tastes the least like it’s been aged in a shoe.

Roy and Cupcake 

how did he do this

BoS Charity Calendar! (kind of)

They were not-so-young and needed money xD

party in the VIP area of the dungeon!!

maccready thought to teach curie how to play pool, unbeknownst to him she knew how to play and humored him

preston and piper were playing checkers but at one point they abandoned the game when danse started telling some really weird, but fucking hilarious stories

nicky and val smoked their weight in nicotine while watching the pool game

deacon smoked marijooana and gave some to danse. who accepted.

hancock had his own cocktail of chems, finalized by 3 hits of psycho, which made cait lose her shit for obvious reasons

nicky and val stopped their chimney cosplay to break the fight

curie absolutely slaughtered maccready, who lost with 12% dignity

close ups & more below

so i got tagged for this by @radioactiveandraste, @gaaaayshepard and @frenziedgem1, maybe even more? which lmfao are basically all the mututals i usually tag so? guess i’m really late for this? i’ll just jump into this and pretend i’m not slowpoking around rn

Roxana Young-Shepherd

rox loves to flirt. she loves being the center of attention and she loves being appreciated. usually it doesn’t take long for her to gain it either, so most of the time she’s doing just that. flirt. now don’t chase after her, though, coz that’s a surefire way to drive her away! she chooses her partners, and that’s that. but then again, she’s chosen for good this time and there won’t be any more flirting other than with her husband.

Hafiz Rahmani

he’s charismatic, he’s full of himself, he’s always in the mood for a flirt and he knows how to go about it. it’s not like he stops there either, he uses this to further his own goals, as well. it’s always extremely light-hearted to him, though, and he’s pretty damn clear about that. that’s just his nature and people shouldn’t put too much thought into him flirting with them. unless he’s put a ring on them! or two! or three, and a necklace, actually. lmfao