Honestly Just Deep Fry my Face

do kids these days make up songs about killing the wiggles and doc mcstuffins or did barney the dinosaur just unlock some latent primal rage in my generation

This is like… the real plot for fallout: new Vegas

anyone remember those betty crocker infomercials they played on cartoon network in the like the early-mid 2000s for no reason

My whole body just experienced deja vu 

FREN?

I just love them so much 😭

They’re online influencers

be sure to pee after sex so you don’t get an hdmi

Their heart is in the right place

Is anyone else in a weird state of mind right now ? Like everything is fine but everything’s not fine

My dad and I have this whole routine whenever we serve each other tea, in which we act like a poisoner in an old movie anxiously and unsubtly encouraging each other to drink up. It’s become a whole Monty Python skit at this point—wringing our hands and standing over the other’s shoulders going, “Oh, yes, yes, how’s the tea, then, how’s the tea...? Aren’t you going to drink your tea? Your tea’s going cold, dear, better drink up!”

FINALLY someone said it!!!!!!!

i hate that post that’s like “what you named your stuffed animal as a kid is a personality test” cause the only notably named “stuffed animal” i had as a kid was one of those wretched baby dolls w hard plastic head feet and hands and a soft fabric body and i kept him fully nude at all times and often hurled him across the room just to hear the plastic THOCK against linoleum and his name was Bigfoot Larry so whatever that says about me i don’t wanna know

It says a lot about you but I’m unable to understand a word

Me