Eiden Gets Got Drabbles + Headcanons
"Master! Wake up! We have to go!" Aster frowned, looking at the lump of human in bed. He'd even gone so far as to forcefully remove the covers off him, in a move that sent even Morvay scrambling, but the man was unchanged.
Eiden's reluctance to awaken was one of his few failings. Aster scrunched his nose, before an idea hit him.
He was long overdue for some revenge anyway.
"You asked for it!" He dug his fingers into Eiden's side, giggling at the undignified screech that tore from the human's throat.
"Are you awake now, master?" He asked innocently, pretending like he wasn't sure. "Maybe you need a little more tickle treatment... just to be sure!"
Morvay yelped as Eiden tased him yet again, whirling around with a pout on his face. "Master!" He whined, watching the human laugh.
"Sorry Morvay!" Eiden grinned insincerely. "You're just too cute! Let me tickle you!"
"No!" The incubus instinctively tased Eiden's sides, both of them pausing for a minute as they realised what just happened.
"Now, Morvay, just think - THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE DOHOHOING!!!"
"Are you quite alright, Mr Eiden?" Yakumo asked, having happened upon the human lounging in the garden. He had found a sun spot, and spread out like a starfish, humming happily.
"Yakumo!" Eiden grinned, lifting his hands and making grabby motions. "Come lay down with me! It's so nice and warm..." A big yawn cut him off, and the grabby hands intensified.
Yakumo couldn't help but smile slightly, obediently laying down next to Eiden and letting the man cuddle up to him. One of his hands stroked gently up and down his side, and he squirmed a little.
"Are you quite done?" Edmond huffed, half-glaring at Eiden. "The way you handle a sword is appalling, and I refuse to allow you to walk around unprotected."
"That's what I have you for." Eiden sulked, sitting on the floor in protest. "I don't want to do it."
"Unfortunately for you, I am giving you no choice in the matter. Stand up and draw your blade."
"That wasn't a question."
Edmond poked him in the side with the wooden practice sword, hearing him squeak.
Edmond poked him a couple more times, one elegant eyebrow raised, before Eiden finally gave in.
"O~livine~," Eiden sang sleepily, causing the priest to chuckle fondly. Eiden was sat in his lap, arms wrapped around his neck and chin resting on Olivine's shoulder while he prepped some activities for the children of the church to do in the upcoming sermons.
"Yes, dear one?" He murmured softly, pressing a kiss to the side of his neck.
"Can you... do that thing?"
Olivine chuckled again, moving one hand to gently tickle up and down Eiden's spine. He shivered, before melting into the gentle touches.
"Quincyyyyyy! Wake up!" Eiden barged into his house, causing the sleeping man to open one eye in irritated confusion.
"I missed you!" The human continued, too loud and too chaotic for the yokai to deal with right now. "I wanna do something! Something fun! Maybe we can go camping, or explore the forest? Yakumo saId he could do with some more berries for Edmond's lunch-BOOOX!"
Eiden's sudden yell came from Quincy's massive hand dragging him into bed, the yokai himself barely awake.
A grunt interrupted him, and Eiden's face showed offense, before suddenly a giant grin split his face. "Wait - wait Quincy nohoho!"
"You said you wanted to do something fun?" The note of amusement in Quincy's voice was hard to miss, and he looked more awake than Eiden had seen before. "This is what you get."
"KuYAHA!" Eiden yelped, feeling ticklish sensations wrecking havoc on his body. He turned around, looking wildly for a glimpse of purple, but the fox was nowhere to be found.
"Shihihihit!" The human slipped into the nearest room, closing the door and basically dropping to the ground. The feeling was like a million feathers all over his body - neck, ears, armpits, stomach, feet... There was no reprieve, no amount of begging that could stop this spell. He curled up in a ball, hands tucked into his armpits in a futile attempt at protecting them as he laughed helplessly.
A shadow fell over him, and his teary eyes looked up into Kuya's smirking face.
"Something funny, young master?"
*Ack!" Eiden yelped as he felt hands grabbing his sides, sending him dropping to the ground. "Wha-?"
"Payback, human!" Karu's unmistakeable growl came from behind him, and the yokai's claws attacked him mercilessly. Unlike usual, Karu appeared to have figured out how to tickle without scratching, and Eiden found himself in hysterics beneath him, flailing like a fish out of water.
"Karu!!" He wailed, "Plehehehease!"
"Hahaha!" Karu grinned wickedly, "My lessons are from Kuya, human - you cannot escape!"
Eiden could only hope for Garu to save him.
"Darling!" Blade ran up to Eiden, a big grin on his face. "Olivine told me that some humans can have weird tickle spots! My books only told me about what he said are the usual - the sides, the ribs, the stomach and the feet! But Olivine said there are people who are ticklish behind their ears, under their chins, palms, inner elbows, necks - even zones my books told me were mostly for pleasure, like butts and-"
"Woah - slow down!" Eiden laughed, having been unable to determine most of what was said. "Too fast for my brain to understand!"
"Can we experiment?" Blade asked excitedly. "I need to find more of darling's sensitive places!"
"If you want," Eiden scratched the back of his neck bashfully, "I mean I have some free time so... Wait - wait Blade not in the gahahardens!!!"
"This is what happens when you try to skip sword practice." Dante sighed, currently perched on Eiden's back and his hands wrecking havoc on his armpits. The Sun Lord had literally chased the man down, tackling him to the ground just to get him in this scenario.
"Now look at you, crying like a baby from laughter and I still haven't heard a single apology. It's like you don't even care about being able to defend yourself - then again, how can you defend yourself from anyone when you can't even fight off me when I'm tickling you?"
He sighed again, "Tell you what, lift your arms enough for me to get my fingers out and I'll stop. An exercise in self-control. You have twenty minutes to do it successfully, or I'll give you to Kuya for the night. All trussed up, like a present. Your time starts now."
"Hm, not quite as sensitive as other locations..." Rei murmured under his breath, hearing tired giggles pour from Eiden's lips.
"Are you dohohone?" Eiden whined, trying to resist pushing Rei's hands away from his neck.
"Nonsense," the scientist huffed, returning to his journal to document the findings. "I have just barely scratched the surface. Your essence levels are normal, so we have only just established the baseline for the experiment. I have yet to determine the effects of essence on sensitivity - so I need you to build up an abundance of essence, and also a deprivation of essence, so I can accurately record my findings."
"Abundance and deprivation of essence?"
Rei sighed, explaining exactly how to gain and lose essence, and Eiden resigned himself to a few days of being Rei's experiment.
🩵 The man, the myth, the legend...
🩵 Even switch, will lee and ler for anyone and everyone. Just loves tickling in general.
🩵 Pretty sensitive, a solid 8-9 out of 10. Worst spots are his underarms, thighs and ribs, but he's got a good spread of spots so you won't miss anything.
🩵 Squirmy but not fighty. A lil worm. He wriggle.
🩵 As a ler he's very playfully teasy, but he's also got this unique ability of reading his lee and adjusting his tickles to their body language. For example, with people like Edmond he knows he can't do baby-talking unless he literally wants to be eviscerated, but with Olivine sometimes it's hit and miss so he can sort of guesstimate when it will hit and when it won't, ya feel me?
🩵 Very cute laugh, it's very bright and contagious. Tends to get hiccups after laughing really hard and they're one of the few things that makes him embarrassed.