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the procrastinator’s mind will invent distractions you’ve never conceived of in order to avoid tasks even a dog could do.

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

👀👀 not gonna name names but SOME of u are sweet and kind and deserve the world and i am rooting for u

briefly taking my phone out at work and looking at images of my favourite character like im a soldier in the trenches looking at a picture of their loved one back home

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

so many captions under images of the new endfield man on xhs are just 好大 (so big)

ardashir should feel lucky. arknights has confined a lot of characters to npc jail but his might be the first npc jail cell that they've furnished. they put a cuck chair in there

No dumpling??? No dumpling??????????

They said flatbread wrapped around filling right there

has anybody heard of writing / knows anything about how to do it