Kory purrs when she's happy

Vic: "yeah right" my man has such low self esteem that he thinks you're joking. You reassure him that you're serious, he eventually starts crying

Joey: he accepts but on the condition that he takes your last name and that you elope so his parents can't be at the wedding

Raven: stares at you for 0.5 seconds before erupting in a pillar of smoke. It sets of the fire alarms and you stand there in pouring rain, which mixes with the tears on your face

Dick: a sniper shoots him in the head which puts him in a 7 week coma. When he wakes up, no one remembers the proposal but you. It seems the universe is against him getting married

Gar: he's 16

Wally: he says yes, but unfortunately you get kidnapped in the middle of the wedding and erased from existence temporarily. So much for love that can beat satan himself

Donna: she says no because the next red head she marries is doomed to die. She starts dating a sleezy english professor a few weeks later

Raven: cries herself to sleep the nights they watch them, and refuses to tell anyone how much they affect her. eventually they figure it out because she accidentally gives everyone her nightmares about them

Dick: critiques the anatomy of the blood and gore in the movie, proceeding to make everyone more uncomfortable/squeamish. he's banned from watching because inevitably he'll pull out scarier case files from Gotham to prove his point

Gar: likes bad horror movies with lots of jump scares because he wants the girls he's with to cling on to him (they don't)

Vic: they piss him off when they use body horror to make things "scarier". he's an aficionado of horror and actually has good recommendations for horror movies. sadly gar rips on all the good movies because they're "not scary enough" re: don't have jump scares

Donna: "why would you pay to be scared?" she doesn't get the appeal of horror movies, and would much rather spend her time being happy or like. doing something productive. she has enough to worry about irl

Joey: likes the artistic horror movies. him and Vic bond over being the only people that have good tastes. he critiques the special effects and the angling of the camera, and almost makes it into the banned corner, but Vic vetoes his ban

Kory: gets jump scared and puts a starbolt through the TV. her friends probably should have seen that one coming. she gets to join Dick sitting in the banned corner together whenever the movies are on

Vic: gets accused by Gar of cheating via using his cybernetic parts, wasn't actually cheating, but starts cheating only when playing against Gar to piss him off because it's funny

Gar: sucks and gives up on the game, starts chucking the ball down the lane as a grizzly bear and gets kicked out of the alley :(

Raven: needs help lifting even the lightest bowling ball, uses that ramp they give little kids to help with her aim, ends up winning most of the time when using it. Gar accuses her of cheating and it makes her sad, so she starts sitting on the floor and just pushing the ball forward... which makes the ball go to slow and it ends up getting stuck like half the time :/

Roy: hardly practices or plays, but has perfect aim and creams everyone anytime he drops by to play, it drives Dick up the wall

Dick: ends up going to the bowling alley way too much to get in extra practice, he still never beats Roy but creams every other Titan, it's a mental thing 😔✊

Donna: doesn't actually play, she spends her time taking photos and getting the food, and occasionally requests songs and dances to them

Kory: shatters the pins the first time she throws the ball down the lane, and causes enough damage to close the lane for a few weeks. Is careful with her strength from then on, and is majorly frustrated that instead of throwing, she has to roll it (throwing she can get a perfect strike, rolling she constantly hits the gutter)

Wally: is surprisingly good, because there's not much else to do in the midwest, unfortunately if he has one bad round, he can't recover from it, and the rest of the game just goes downhill until he quits 😔✊

Vic: he vibes with her for a bit, but then mentions star wars which leads into a hour long debate over the morality of the jedi, and vic just wants it to end 😔

Dick: they just kinda stand next to one another like 🧍‍♀️🧍‍♂️ and awkwardly make eye contact while making polite small talk

Donna: makes out with her on sight, they go on a romantic date and reminisce about their adventures together

Gar: wants to make out with her on sight, but Lilith is a lesbian and flips him off when he makes a comment

Raven: they have a deep conversation about the meaning of life within three minutes of meeting one another, then they meditate on it together

Joey: they go to an art gallery together, and have a conversation about art and it's place in influencing society and culture. they also find out they listen to a lot of the same music, and resolve to go to a music festival together sometime

Wally: they have a nice lunch together, make small talk about old times. he introduces her to fran and they soon start talking about possession and wally just stands there like "ghosts aren't real" 🙄

Raven: stands there awkwardly, asks if he wants the emotions removed, he says no, and she proceeds to leave awkwardly

Joey: pats him awkwardly on the shoulder then leaves to find some paper because Gar never bothered sign language so he has no way to communicate words other than writing

Vic: says some helpful things and gives him real advice, then balances it out by making some jokes at his expense (but they're funny so it's fine)

Donna: tries to comfort him but keeps saying the wrong things and honestly ends up just making things worse

Dick: "i only have time for one mental breakdown at a time" *leaves*

Wally: doesn't realize he saw gar crying in the corner till 15 minutes later because he was going too fast, by the time he's figured it out, someone else has taken care of the problem

Kory: "on Tamaran we didn't have issues like this" :/ she doesn't know how to help with Gar's stupid earth problem because the answer is just "communicate honestly" and he won't

Dick: "Um Kory, Donna, Vic, babygirls could you please help me?" he does the leader thing of coming up with a plan while his girlies do the tough work

Wally: quits the team but comes back because he left his college textbooks in Raven's room, le sigh, he supposes he has to help with getting rid of the dragon

Raven: gets grazed by fire and dramatically swoons to the floor like a proper Victorian lady of the era, then erupts in a plume of smoke transporting herself to somewhere where she can moan about "the pain" in peace. this confuses the dragon because he's pretty sure he didn't make that smoke

Kory: shoots starbolts at the dragon and makes the surprised pikachu face when it doesn't obliterate the creature. she flies around looking for weak points and hits it where it hurts

Vic: uses his one million decibels of white noise to stun the dragon, this simply makes the creature more confused, and it stomps around on top of the tower. he sighs. he's going to have to fix that shit

Donna: she punches the dragon and makes the surprised pikachu face when her fists bounce off. she pushes the dragon off the tower, then groans as her back flares up :/

Gar: is the dragon. he just wanted to make things more interesting and scare his friends a little. he would change back but they started attacking him and now he's just trying not to die

Raven: is deeply uncomfortable

Vic: is deeply uncomfortable

Dick: is deeply uncomfortable

Wally: is deeply uncomfortable and prays for you

Gar: sues you for buying one off brand

Kory: is deeply uncomfortable

Joey: is deeply uncomfortable

Tara: breaks the news to everyone by bursting in through the door yelling "DING DONG THE BITCH IS DEAD" and depriving them of their chance to find out through tumblr memes. she then proceeds to crash a live broadcast of the BBC interviewing people about the queens death. BBC: "i'm sorry, but could you give us a-" Tara, looking up with a shit-eating grin: "the old bitch finally croaked-" the channel cuts to a break, she becomes a legend

Joey: makes fanart of Sans Undertale killing the queen of england, it's super high quality and is out within 30 minutes of the announcement. his hands hurt but he's given his gift to the world

Wally: "oh that's so sad" :( he goes to grieve his loss and not watch comedy for 12 days straight

Raven: is confused why people are happy about a queen dying and the titans have to have a very awkward discussion (Kory is right there) about why british monarchy is bad actually. It results in a lot of confusion, but eventually everyone's on the same page. even though she's accepted that they're scum, she feels guilty about being happy that someone died

Dick: "Oh hell yes!" He high fives Tara when she comes in. "Wait you didn't do it, right?" She's already out the door. "Tara?!?" he gives up and scavenges tumblr for the best memes to make a slide show out of for later

Kory: "so why don't we just kill them all?" donna and dick proceed to talk kory out of killing the rest of the british monarchy and creating an international incident :(

Vic: decides to make a party out of it, and runs out for hamburgers and the like. Raven makes a cake, and he decorates it with the following inscription "Ding dong the bitch is dead. - Tara" She's ecstatic when she sees it

Gar: didn't know there was a queen of england. "you're kidding" Vic asks. no. he was not

Raven: "who is the Joker?" and then she remembers - that guy from the one court case "killing is bad" :( she's sad because her friend killed someone

Kory: "oh so it's fine if you kill someone but the minute i look like i have murderous intent it's all 'KORY NO' 'KORY YOU CAN'T DO THAT' 'KORY KILLING PEOPLE IS WRONG'" 🙄

Vic: "well that's a relief... I mean oh noooo how sad" he legitimately can't find it within him to be upset over this, despite the fact that future!Dick is having a mental breakdown

Gar: "i killed someone once." he says dramatically, putting a hand on future Dick's shoulder "i know exactly how you feel" (he proceeds to give unhelpful life advice and make the situation worse)

Donna: "excuse me for a sec" she goes into the other room to celebrate on her own, the comes out stone faced to comfort future Dick

Wally: "ohh noo" he pats future Dick on the shoulder "hey wait i'm in this arc sweet!" he gets distracted by how much cooler he is in the future

Dick: "um okay?" he's a little concerned that some random guy just walked up to him and said he's gay

Kory: "cool?" on Tamaran people didn't go around pronouncing their sexualities?? they just dated who they wanted and girls kissing girls and vice versa was fine???

Raven: "i don't know you." she says blatantly. the eye contact is making her uncomfortable. she leaves

Gar: "not for me i hope" he walks away quickly

Wally: "gross" he hasn't been horsegirled by Hartley yet

Donna: she doesn't talk to random people calling out to her on city streets, and keeps walking

Joey: is possessed by some other worldy force and signs 'i was canonically gay first and no one cared, i walked so you could run' then walks away like nothing happened

Dick: "thanks, i'll pass." he makes a lame excuse about having work to do, he's met wally's parents before, he doesn't want to spend the night hearing about how gay people are going to hell

Vic: hasn't met wally's parents before, but he knows wally, and he politely declines because he doesn't want to spend the night hearing about how there are some good black people but [insert racial stereotype]

Donna: has also met wally's parents and makes a lame excuse to not go, they're just genuinely unpleasant people. she tries warning the others but it's too late

Kory: is super excited to go and participate in an Earth tradition! wally's mom slut shames her for her shorts being too short the moment she walks through the door and Rudy makes an ass of himself

Raven: is cautiously excited to go participate in an Earth tradition. Wally's mom continuously gives her the cold shoulder because Wally has a crush on her. she can feel the resentment rolling off of her. it feels bad, she doesn't like this Earth tradition

Joey: poor naive joey. he goes and is consistently ignored and talked over the entire time, and get's a very rude "why don't you use your words" from wally's dad. he manages to get the girls and leave early