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"What. . .what happened to you?" The hero said.

"It's not me," the villain said. "Well. Not me from right now, anyway. I'm from the future, and-"

"Is that a wedding band?" The hero asked, zeroing in on the villain's hand.

The villain looked down at their finger sheepishly. "Uh, yeah."

"Who would ever marry you?" The hero stopped when the villain gave them a pointed look. "What?"

The villain raised an eyebrow. "Come on."

So true..I just wanna shower him with kisses... everywhere...my beloved doc 😘

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did you hear. the sun loves him

Too many beds

Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

Really nice guy who hates only you

Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class

Divorce of convenience

Too much communication

True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)

Dating your enemy’s sibling

Lovers to enemies

Hate at first sight

Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead

Fake amnesia

Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

Strangers to enemies

Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating

Too hot to cuddle

Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground

Worrying —>

“No, but seriously. Who gave you the right to be this stunning?~”

If anything, Villain’s flirtatious behavior annoyed Civilian to no end.

“Umm… yeah. As you already know, I’ve got an amazing significant other who I love very much. Now PLEASE find someone who will actually appreciate your flirting, dang it!”

“I can’t believe my favorite civilian would wound me with such impolite words. I’ve already found someone, and they’re entertainingly oblivious!”

Civilian’s eyes narrowed themselves.

“How lovely! If you aren’t halfheartedly lying to me, then who the heck are they?”

“I promise you’ll find out when the time’s right… my breathtaking darling!”

Mischievously smirking at Civilian, Villain made sure their signature giggling flooded their eardrums before they teleported away.

The villain began to sweat. Come on, polite conversation is easy! Just don't think about how cute they are. "So... what do you do for a living?"

The hero stared. "This." They gestured to their cape. "I do this for a living."

"Me too!" The villain exclaimed, ecstatic that they both wore capes. Finally, something in common.

"You're a hero too?"

Langa: *Sigh* I didn't get another job... Even though the pay was good...

Sfx: paper flapping

Langa: Hm?

Reki: Hey! Pick that up for me!

Langa: Eh? Oh... What is this?

Reki: You saved me, new kid!

Langa: Huh?

Reki: You don't remember? I'm in the same class as you, Kyan Reki!

Langa: Ohh... Sorry.

Reki: Would you like to try that?

Langa: Huh?

Reki: You were staring at it, weren't you? That leaflet.

Langa: I'm searching for a job. One with as high of pay as possible.

Reki: Then it's decided!

Langa: But... this job is...

𝒦𝒶𝑒𝓎𝒶'𝓈 𝓂𝑜𝓋𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒸𝒶𝓈𝓉𝓁𝑒