rachie

*juice by lizzo plays as I lay dead in the woods*

people who hate chatty cats are the worst like. your small friend is singing a song just for you! they have things to say! listen to them

due to personal reasons im running up that hill

what is it about being on a plane that makes people go buckwild for ginger ale literally everyone be ordering it

ginger ale is supposed 2 help settle ur stomach if ur nauseous so ppl get it on planes if they get planesick

ginger grow in the ground so it keeps you connected to god’s earth while you’re thousands of feet up in the Heathen Tube

going clown spotting 

have you checked the mirror

well if you want me to die you can just say so

please for the love of god turn ur sound on

DIE

I realized a while ago that these messages on their show cost 100 dollars. Someone payed 100 dollars to hear Griffin McElroy say hewwo and that person is so fucking valid