yeah

Putting a penis pump on my finger so my finger gets bigger so I can touch things better

I actually passed away quite a few years ago, but I'm a very private person and never told anybody.

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

*at the job interview* i have powers

Ever since I was a little girl I always wanted to get hit by a car in a way that would make me a lot of money

i ❤️ when god doesn’t answer

I don’t like getting kicked in the head anymore

fun facg if you all cashaop me 500 bucks i can literally help you reach salvation and bring you to the light

we need a new type of physical media

its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5 beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

you can start today btw

Ive made a new game its called the drink yo self to death game the rules are take a shot every time a new fcking ugly bitch from krakow trys to steal my man on whatsapp