please don't hand me the aux unless you want everyone in this car to know there's something wrong with me

How dare you. The animation for Shrek at the time was INSANE.

I feel like what people who were born after Shrek always miss is that it was actually a huge unironic cultural sensation. The minions want what Shrek had. The mcu sits awake at night cursing lord farquaad because they could never have a villain as well written as him

Never forget that they had to tone down the detail on Fiona’s hair because it looked TOO realistic to the point it was distracting.

Mayors should be required by law to wear a top hat and a sash that says “mayor” at all times

“why are the among us characters wearing space suits in a spaceship?” have you not seen how much is wrong with the fucking spaceship

what?

I don’t know. i woke up at 6am, wrote this, and went back to sleep

hope youre okay

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKK

*meets u at a party* small talk is for posers, rate yr current level of existential dread from 1 to 10, let’s be emotionaly intimate forever starting now

live laugh lasagna

anyways. When can I start screaming

me: *adds lmao bye at the end of my will*

don’t flirt with me!! ………. i’m delicate and foolish