Title pending until I come up with a good one

in baldur's gate 3 if you play someone who was raised in baldurs gate, they will know about the city's history and recognize some of the villains as people who supposedly died ~100 years ago, which is very funny to me. like imagine your city is being invaded by aliens and you try to get to the bottom of it, and you find out jack the ripper, the unibomber, and that guy you remember seeing on the news who held up a bank for 72 hours have all teamed up in a super secret satan club. also the first mayor of your city from back in colonial times is still alive and wants to fuck you.

you know what even that's too broad. imagine you were born and raised in chicago, and aliens are invading, and the super secret satan club behind it all is hiding out in the chicago underground city, and is being run by zombie al capone, zombie john wayne gacey, and oprah winfrey, who for some reason was sworn in as mayor even though no one voted for her, and she has apparently been making an army of surveillance robots, which is not suspicious at all. also the thing with the first (presumed dead) mayor, but honestly you don't have time to be weirded out by his sexual advances, because john wayne gacey's granddaughter is dressed like a lobster and trying to kill you

@chicago-mentioned

Just read the new issue. Insane.

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