big heart energy

🙈👀 what if we kissed 😘 in a long-term loving relationship 😳😏

sorry, I’m an atheist

Fun fact: I lost my virginity in a veggietales giggle pod

My boyfriend started a club where he would go to the library and help older people with their phones and tablets and the most baffling story he told me was that an old woman came in who didn’t know that charging phones was a thing so everytime her phone died she would just throw it out and buy a new one

financial goals tbh

the distant screams of children are so strange like are they having fun?? are they getting stabbed??? you never know

did i ever tell you guys abt how i thought edibles and lunchables were the same thing for like, a year. like i thought all those ‘when the edibles kick in’ memes were just funny jokes about how fucking wild kids get around Snacks or something. 

bro just turn the lights off bro that way its not gay

but then how will i see your beautiful eyes bro?

bro

yall know so much about astrology

We’re all just making shit up as we go

yall know so much about astrology: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo we’re just making shit up as we go: Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Pisces 

wheres capricorn

Wheres capricorn: capricorn

*doing teacher evaluation* idk you but ive seen u around school and u seem chill hmu sometime rate: 9

love too big for she goddamn heart