Delulu Fae™

Reblog to make prev fall asleep feeling loved and wanted

People saying "I know who this is about" or "I have a feeling I know who it is" are gonna be surprised that this happens enough to me that I didn't even have a specific artist in mind when making this

they call me the forgetter because i uh

go ahead clock in

More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

It's been a hot second since the last time I cried tears of true rage but damn if I didn't come close today

My coworkers were like wow how are you still in a good mood after that my brother in christ after that interaction I went to the break room and took an extra adderall

I’m sorry, I can’t come into work today. I didn’t get a long rest and god gave me a point of exhaustion. All my skill checks are at disadvantage.

This is an epidemic. Actually it'd be really funny if this just keeps happening to the same person. Poor Dani just wants to get high

fuck iron supplements i’m bout to just start eating staples

I forgot I last left tumblr on my nsfw acc, so next time i opened the app I just flashed the person sitting behind me on the bus with shmexy transfem, full-ass-naked.