imitation of a perfect soul

This is the COOLEST thing I’ve seen in AGES. You both completely made my entire week.

@skingrad

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

It's such a disappointment that tearing someone's throat out with your teeth kills them. Sex would be so much more fun if we could maul each other and come back from it.

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer